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N'tran DS 12 How does love get so off course?
All I wanted was a white knight
with a good heart, soft touch, fast horse.
I got a Starfleet captain
with an artificial heart, soft chair and fast ship.
Miss Marple Cialis... so you can be ready anytime.
Miss Marple This feels creepy, like kissing my older brother, I'M LOOKING AT YOU JOSH DUGGAR!
Andy Whitworth Squirrel!!
DBB Where will you be when your laxatives take effect?
jg Q makes a surprise, and unfortunately for Picard, appearance.
jg The moment quickly died when she suggested that they take to the bedroom and Picard said "make it so"
Captain Rydant Where did that red-headed doctor get a PHASER?!
Bird of Prey Picard and them women: To baldly go where Kirk has already gone before!
N'tran DS 12 A slightly different "Picard Manuver".
Bird of Prey While Beverly Crusher is known as the Dancing Doctor, Jean-Luc Picard is notorious for being the Kissing Captain...
C.W. Perkins Riker: Riker to Enterprise. Found the Captain. He's snooging again.
DBB Wait, that's Patrick over there. Who am I kissing?
L Cross Contamination
Bird of Prey Risa: Where even grumpy Starfleet captains find love!
Bird of Prey Disc Jockey: ''Captain Picard, do you have any preferences for the dancing music?''
Picard: ''Make it slow!''
Bird of Prey Kirk: ''If I had known that bald men can be so attractive to some women...'' *fiddles his obvious wig*
Mr. Worf OMG !!!! It's my husband !! FUCK !!!!
Piccard to Enterprise , Emergency Beam out ...
Tristar And the frenchman failed french kissing.
Tristar Patrick Stewart, Sir Patrick Stewart of her majedsty's royal archeological society reporting: The woman Named Vash used me, I feel, so ashamed. I think I'll go cry now.
Tristar Quick my boyfriend is watching kiss me!
N'tran DS 12 Picard and Vash
In a Fictional Archeologist Kissing Contest.
Vash keeps her eye on the pair to beat.....
Indiana Jones and Lady Lara Croft.
ehass40062 Oh my God! There's my Dad. I forgot to mention he's a Naussican!
Bird of Prey Picard: ''I kissed a girl, and I liked it...''
N'tran DS 112 This Kiss This Kiss..Unstoppable...
Bird of Prey Vash: ''You are a better kisser than the Ferengi. Yeah OK, that was a rather faint praise...''
Miss Marple Vash, sighing to self: The things I have to do to score the COVER of AARP Magazine...
mikey "Star Trek: Klute"
mikey Vash's facial expression was curiously syncopated with the absence from view of either of his hands.
mikey "So, is it twoo what they say about bald Fwench men with English accents?... Oh, it's twoo, it's twoo!"
N'tran DS 12 Tongue---Tied
Bird of Prey ...and then Locutus learned that resistance is indeed futile!
OptimusKR I see four lights!!! and a couple of Vorgons.
OptimusKR I was not expecting that type of reaction, captain.
Captain Redbeard On communist Risa, T.V. Vashes you.
Captain Redbeard Vash: I can't, Jean-Luc... It's like they're watching us!
Picard: Relax. The eleventh Doctor deactivated all Star Trek Cybermen in that silly crossover comic.
Captain Redbeard In 24th century Russia, T.V. Vashes you.
Captain Redbeard Picard fought bad breath and tooth decay with 24th century mouth-Vash.
vash Hmmm, Jean you're suc...hey is that Spock...later frenchie!
Bird of Prey Vash made it a habit of kissing Picard whenever he started talking about his First Medical Officer. There was always a certain tone in his voice that simply triggered her jealousy...
Cailus Yeah, Vash, we know. Stop gloating.
Bird of Prey Eventually Vash found a way to prevent Picard from delivering yet another lengthy speech.
Miss Marple Vashie and Jean-y were lovers♩....
♫ Oh, Lordy, how they could love♩...
Miss Marple
Miss Marple Picard: Hey, my EYES are up here!
Bird of Prey Vash: ''You are a starship captain? Ooh, I love men with power!''
Picard: ''So, your absolute dream guy would be omnipotent then? Haha!''
EMH_MkI Picard was not one to boast that he is quite the magnet to this day. Voluntary or not.
Mr . Worf Is that a phaser in your pants or are you glad to see me ????
Frankie Chestnuts Picard: "I keep telling you: I'M...NOT...GAY!!!"
Vash: "SURE you aren't... Here... I'll prove it to you."
Picard: "I'M FRENCH!!"
Vash: "With THAT accent??? REALLY?? Admit it."
Mr. Worf HMMMMMM...... Captain my lips are down here.
Mr. X OMG !!!! I see Gene Roddenberry !!!!!!!!
Bird of Prey Vash has always wanted to try out French kissing!
C. W. Perkins Vash: Oh no! Kirks walking up to us!
Picard: He can piss off, he had his chance.
Frankie Chestnuts Vash: "Wait, Jean-Luc... Not in front of the Ferengi.
MLCoolJ Vash: Oh, you're so strong...so manly...so sexy...so--
Vash's Mother: Vash! What are you doing with that Picard mannequin?
Vash: Um...nothing.
MLCoolJ Vash: That's right, Mr. Cameraman, keep it on us.
Miss Marple Santorum said WHAT?!?!?!
Gambit18 Beverly Crusher, eat your heart out!
Gambit18 Crusher, eat your heart out!
AJ It's called a camera, now would you mind looking the other way and at least pretending that your acting.
Scarlet72 I think I can feel the captains log
Chromedome Vash: Oh no! Wesley's coming!
Picard: So am I!
Chromedome A facehugger? Isn't that the wrong franchise?
Miss Marple She never said her full name, Vashta Nerada .
Star Fleet sex education slide #13:
How well do you know your partner?
Frankie Chestnuts Vash, to self: "WHAT was my Safe Word again?"
Bird of Prey ...and that's what's called a mouth-Vash.
Borg Jean-Luc wait DITL is watching!
woodside The real reason transporters were invented: because there's no other reliable method to get Captains away from pleasure planets.
woodside And that was the last time that Ferengi asked, "Do you think bald men are hot?"
woodside The first of several 'See a Ferengi, hit on Captain Picard' episodes.
Talyere Rosat Necessary evil
Miss Marple Vash, thinking to self: My, what BIG EARS you have!
Admiral Dunsel Vash was surprised at the size of Picard's Horga'hn!
NASCARtographer "Do I smell Bergamot?"
NASCARtographer While often unappreciated by outsiders, "Pass the Nanites Without Using Your Hands" game was a hit on Risa.
NASCARtographer “Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one... was not even close to one of those."
N'tran DS 12 "Whoa, You're not Q."
"And you're not Beverly Crusher."
"I should watch who I am kissing."
Jonesy Where will you be when your laxative starts to work?
N'tran DS 12 S.M.A.C.K. [Stars Making A Crushing Kiss.]
Frankie Chestnuts Breaking the fourth wall, while in a lip-lock...
IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE
McFortner Oh, God, I hope he isn't really my brother.
McFortner Wow, his tongue sure is long.
Fronkie Chistnuts In your gash, Vash!
Bird of Prey Vash: ''No offense, but... Your breath smells like Earl Grey tea.''
Miss Marple Remember the guy, in "Daria", whose eye did that same thing?
Frankie Chestnuts It appears that his Horga'hn wasn't the ONLY thing that Picard was displaying on Risa.
Frankie Chestnuts Best start of a vacation on Risa... EVER!
Frankie Chestnuts Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?

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