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Miss Marple Damn theeth whitening thrips!
Frankie Chestnuts Austin Powers: "OK, you're an animal! Yes, there we go. You're a tiger! You're Tony the Tiger! You're grrreat! Very good. Loving it. Now you're a lemur. Running as a pack. We go left. We go right. There's a predator out of the jungle. What's going on? Burrow! That's right, you're a lemur. That's all you've got. You don't have sharp teeth capable of biting. It's crazy.... And I'm spent."
The Geek Ferengi: "Computer, begin 'Vulcan Love Slave, part two'."
(This appears)
Ferengi: "Lovely."
The Geek Archer: "You got a war face?"
T'Pol: "Sir?"
Archer: "AAHHH!! That's a war face! Now let me see your war face!"
T'Pol: "This is most illogical..."
Archer: "You didn't convince me! Now let me see your REAL war face!"
T'Pol: (gives this face)
Archer: "You don't scare me! Work on it!"
T'Pol: "Yes, sir."
The Geek T'Pol just determined the situation warrants a colorful metaphor.
The Geek And for the next few days, Trip was the woman (but didn't we kinda suspect that anyway?).
The Geek T'Pol, her Pon Farr peaked.
The Geek "... AND YOU WILL KNOW I AM T'POL, WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!"
C. W. Perkins Where's Trip? I need Trip...NOW!!!
Niall Johnson Do it like they do on the Klingon erotic channel.
Niall Johnson Take your hands off Trip and nobody gets hurt!
Miss Marple The follies of Botox...
Frankie Chestnuts Trip: "Sure... I like the pan flute. Maybe a little Zamfir-"
T'Pol: "Pon Farr... I SAID PON FARR!!"
Frankie Chestnuts Trip: "Sure... I'd love something pan fried. How about some catfish-"
T'Pol: "Pon Farr... I SAID PON FARR!!"
woodside "I'm going to be topless or naked HOW often on this show?!?"
liquidcross Let's see you grit those teeth! Vulcaaaaannnnnn LAGAAAAANNNNN!!!
Miss Marple My, what big ears she has!
Miss Marple My, what big teeth she has!
Miss Marple My eyes are up here, buddy.

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