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Frankie Chestnuts Last night a little dancer came dancin' to my door
Last night a little angel came pumping on my floor
She said come on baby, you got a license for love
And if it expires, pray help from above, because
In the midnight hour, she cried more, more, more
With a rebel yell she cried more, more, more, wow!
In the midnight hour, babe, more, more, more
With a rebel yell more, more, more
More, more, more!
sic What, no iPhones on this planet?
Miss Marple He was much more attractive before HD.
Miss Marple In space, no one can hear you yawn.
The Geek Khan : "I've done far worse than kill you, kid. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her, marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet. Buried alive. Buried alive..."
OptimusKR Director "Good kid, now put your hands on your face, this is the 90's"
Miss Marple Fortunately for the rest of us, in space, no one can hear you scream.
Miss Marple No one can hear you scream.... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!
MLCoolJ A young trekkie's reaction to Leonard Nimoy's death.
RIP Leonard Nimoy.
Miss Marple NOT SPOCK!
Kill off all the Crawleys you want, but not SPOCK!
Damn you, Downton Abbey!!!!!!!!!!
Miss Marple Long before Kirk's receding hairline was the youthful "proceeding hairline".
The Geek Home Alone 6: Lost in the Delta Quadrant
Miss Marple Another short, bossy, ronery, guy with a BAD haircut.
Miss Marple Mom, afterwards: If you EVER, act like this AGAIN, in front of the HUMANS...!
Who HASN'T heard this?
Miss Marple We can do better for our kids.
Frankie Chestnuts Little Frankie Chestnuts after not winning his first DITL Caption Competition.
Little did anyone know that in 7 short years he would be the most well known and decorated captioneer of all time.
AJ OMG, why are you showing me Janeway in a bathtub? Please, make it go away!
Bird of Prey He has only himself to blame, for it was his own decision to watch ''Spock's Brain'', ''Shades of Gray'', ''Threshold'' and ''These Are the Voyages...'' back to back in one row.
N'tran DS 12 "Kid, don't get cocky."
Frankie Chestnuts *CLICK-click*
"...and here we are at Sea World. Jerome was a little over-tired here. I think he had one too many Slurpees by this time. He was better after he had a little nap."
"OOH... Here's when we were sitting in the Shamu's Splash Zone!"
AJ I don't think that children should be encouraged to have tantrums, but when I see that outfit I cannot help but sympathize.
Captain Redbeard Floor-colored thumb tacks... IN SPACE!
The Geek Star Trek: The Prepubescent Generation
PegasusJF Yes, if an insignificant little tweet/post, usually taken out of context (or simply not worth the indignation) by the wretched masses causing a broo hah hah that ruins the victims job/marriage/life, I would be awestruck too, but you need to show more visible rage young man.
AJ "Stop whining kid, just be glad we didn't make you wear a red shirt."
Bird of Prey Kid: ''I have mown your lawn, walked your dog and painted your fence - only for you to tell me that money is obsolete in the 24th century??''
Bird of Prey *discovers that he is related both to William Shatner AND Patrick Steward, nervously checks his own hairline*
N'tran DS 12 A glimpse of exactly how far down Jadzia's spots go....
Frankie Chestnuts The first certified Male Diva: "Why are there no fresh flowers in my dressing room?? NO FRESH FLOWERS!!! And I wanted SKITTLES!!! SKITTLES not M&M's. And there was rye bread on my cold cut platter. RYE BREAD! I WANTED WHITE!! And I SPECIFICALLY requested RC COLA!! Not Pepsi. I HATE FRIGGIN' PEPSI."
Robert Why am I on UPN? WHERE IS MY AGENT?
The Geek Ahh, a rare picture of The Geek from his childhood. Here, we see his reaction to The Final Frontier.
The Geek Child, his face twisted in terror. His hair, feathered and carefully coiffed.
The Geek Accidentally saw how far down Neelix's spots go.
Guybrush My reaction after the new Trek films went back in time and erased all the events I grew up watching on the shows.
Guybrush Seen immediately following the Star Trek V premiere.
Guybrush Note in log: The "Picard Maneuver" not to be performed in front of children.
Bird of Prey Kid: ''No, no, NO! I want a shirt that is green at the shoulders, and the red part BELOW that! God, can't you people do anything right here?''
N'tran DS 12 The Balance of Terror tilts toward the young side.
N'tran DS 12 "Don't call me TINY."
Defiant688 "Oh God Noes!, He's dead jim... HE'S DEAD!!!!!!! NOOOOO...AAAARRGGGHH!!!
Bird of Prey Kid: ''They'll show me in this outfit on color TV!?''
mwhittington Where will you be when your diahrrea strikes!?
Miss Marple Remember how you felt when YOU saw Mommy kissing Santa Clause...
Frankie Chestnuts "NOOOOOOO!!!"
The only thing worse that watching something Shatner directed is listening to him sing.
Frankie Chestnuts "NOOOOOOO!!!"
The only thing worse that watching something Shatner directed is listening to him sing.
A waiter with enthusiasm... and a lot of FLAIR...
Miss Marple Brownbacking means WHAT?!?!?!
Frankie Chestnuts "NOOOOOOO!!! Don't make me watch 'The Final Frontier'!!!"
Bird of Prey Kid: ''This Starfleet uniform has the completely wrong colors! they laughed at me at the convention!''
Bird of Prey Kid: ''I am NOT like Wesley Crusher!!!''
mwhittington Wear the Rainbow! Taste the Rainbow!
Frankie Chestnuts Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of Rainbow Skittles burst?
Frankie Chestnuts "I see a little silhouetto of a man..."
Need we say any more?
Bird of Prey Kids hate it when you sew their clothes out of pieces of old Starfleet uniforms!
Sovereign How many Trekkies react when they see JJ Abrams in the street.
AJ More or less my reaction when I realized how badly the writers of "STar Trek: Into Darkness" had ripped off Diane Carey's "Dreadnought!"
N'tran DS 12 Unearthly Child.
AJ Mommy, they are making me wear ugly clothes!
C. W. Perkins Reaction to the new double-stuffed pizza crust pizza ad.
C. W. Perkins Please help us with your kind donations in finding a cure for Childhood Lock-jaw.
C. W. Perkins A Human fly trap.
C. W. Perkins The Human inner-child on Mondays before first cup of coffee.
C. W. Perkins The Human inner-child on Mondays.
jg Neelix's Warp Core Chili usually strikes instantly and without warning.
jg Another loyal fan's reaction to what they did to Star Trek Enterprise with that finale.
Miss Marple THAT was my GROWTH SPURT?
Miss Marple Santorum means WHAT?!?!?
Miss Marple Jon Stewart is LEAVING?!?!?!?
Bird of Prey What idiot did bring his kid to Betazoid wedding? Now the poor boy is traumatized for life!
Demotox I made my family disappear!
McFortner I'm a guy, I don't need to wear this stupid girdle!
McFortner Saved By The Bell: The Next Generation
Rylan Sato I don't want to be Justin Beiber
IdeaDork Arguably anyone's reaction to Kate Mulgrew. He'll get over it after season 2.
Bird of Prey ''...and what is your talent, boy?''
''I can impersonate famous Starfleet officers, like for example Captain Picard.''
''Is that so? then show it to us, please.''
mwhittington Star Trek: Deep Space Whine!
Coradi My reaction when I saw Spock kissing Uhura;
Sondak Thought he was "venting drive plasma" but it turned out to be a "warp core breach".
Sondak Just realized ST:E was canon in both universes.
lo Ah!
Bird of Prey Kids: ''OK, so we have to wear school uniforms, I accept that. But why do they have to be SO EMBARRASSINGLY RIDICULOUS?!''
Foxbat "Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's Father!?"
Foxbat "They cancelled Firefly?!"
Foxbat "This was supposed to be my chance to move up from 'glorified extra' to 'nameless crewman', and then this 'kid' steals my shot..."
Foxbat "You WILL play the part of Ensign Wesley Crusher... or we kill this puppy..."
N'tran DS 12 Exhibit 1A in the paternity lawsuit against Captain and former Admiral James T Kirk.
N'tran DS 12 "I'm the result of Trip's pregnency?! Ahhhh!!"
MLCoolJ During one of his visits to the past, Daniels told this boy that he was destined to join Starfleet...and wear a red shirt.
The Geek "What do you mean not everything I read on the Internet is true?!?"
N'tran DS 12 The next Next Generation.
Jonesy "Please, no more! Turn off that Shatner recording!"
mikey "Lemme go! I gotta get online! Someone on the internet was wrong about something!"
mikey If you were a real Trekkie you'd get that last one.
mikey This unfortunate young man was just informed that he was to be treated to a private listening party for "The Transformed Man."
mikey "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
Bird of Prey Kid: ''AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!''
*window glass shatters, everyone gets sucked out into the vacuum of space*
DBB I said, show me your "war face," not your "coldest-toilet-seat-ever face."
DBB The face of every Seattle Seahawks fan after the Super Bowl.
woodside The internet, responding to every movie and video game announcement of the twenty-first century.
Borg A reaction to riker in risan clothes!
N'tran DS 12 Friday's Child?
N'tran DS 12 "Spock, this 'child' is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth! Now, what do you suggest we do, spank it?"
NoMoe#15 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH, the rebooted version of Khan is terrible. I wish it never existed".
Bird of Prey Macaulay Culkin in ''Home Alone on Qo'noS''
PHRobertson ♫ You wake up late for school, Man, you don't wanna go! ♫
PHRobertson If he thinks that shirt's bad, he should see the things Ethan Phillips had to wear week-in week-out.
PHRobertson Yeah, I'd throw a tantrum if I had to wear that shirt too.
PHRobertson Temper Tantrums... IN SPACE!
Frankie Chestnuts DAY-O...
Miss Marple Turns out herpes is actually NOT the worst outcome of unprotected sex.
Frankie Chestnuts William Shatner's 'Transformed Man' is being re-released on vinyl???!!!
Miss Marple Kid, thinking to self: If I keep this up, they’re gonna reward my bad behavior in
Mr. Worf AAAAAAHHHHHH !!!!!!!! What do you mean I have to walk to school ????
EMH_MkI Oh look, we've found the only demographic not enamored by a shirtless Shatner!
EMH_MkI Aaaaand THAT was when he found out where babies came from...
NASCARtographer Latika, his mouth wide, his teeth big.
NASCARtographer Never one to pass up a cross-over opportunity, the producers of Star Trek successfully pitched a cameo by Macauly Culkin in the cult-classic episode "Home Alone 4: Lost in the Delta Quadrant."
PegasusJF What the heck are you doing to the Offscreenian ambassador?!
Frankie Chestnuts Free-Range...
Not one of the better parenting styles.
Miss Marple This is how our inner child feels on a first date.
MLCoolJ AAAAAAHHHHHHH! Goddammit, Neelix, put your shirt back on!
MLCoolJ Hey! You let Wesley be a bridge officer when he was only 15! Why not me?
jg I get that same look when I let my mom borrow my phone and she starts looking through the photos.
jg Looks like Shatner's album found it's way into the stereo again.
Griffin Tragedy struck as 'Threshold' was left in the DVD player
Admiral Adam As a class project, reenact the Kirk scream:
Frankie Chestnuts Early auditions for the role of Wesley Crusher...
This kid wasn't a big enough whiner.
Bird of Prey News flash: Stuart Baird will direct Star Trek XIII, and William Shatner will write the script, in collaboration with Berman and Braga, who called it a ''valentine to the fans'.
Trek fans everywhere: ''AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!'
PegasusJF The kid needs to work on his body language to make that scream look convincing.
PegasusJF We have to wait 2 MONTHS to see who wins this thing?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
PegasusJF Youthful disobedience....IN SPAAAAACE!!!
PegasusJF The mental scars of witnessing a Klingon mating ritual up close...poor kid.
PegasusJF Seeing Deanna Troi for the first time tends to be a mesmerizing experience.
AJ Even as he screames for the teacher to help him, the bullies are lining up to give him a wedgie.
The Geek The Ferengi mating ritual: What can be seen cannot be unseen.
The Geek The latest generation responds to Shatner singing "Rocket Man".
Frankie Chestnuts Pre-Teen Wind-Tunnel Testing...
Frankie Chestnuts Shot-Nosed Brat: "I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA."
Frankie Chestnuts Misbehavers at "Dr. Seuss Land".
Miss Marple Kirk... overacting... as a child.
Miss Marple "Who wore it BETTER?" - Fictional Universe edition.
Miss Marple Crimes of Fashion... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!
mckinneyc Ahhhhh! I'm appearing in an early episode of Star Trek Voyager! My acting career is over!

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