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|katefan||Fortunately, after execs watched the pilot for Star Trek, Malibu, which would tell the tales of Starfleet lifeguards, they opted to produce DS9 instead.|
|Sondak||Something, something, orb of something.|
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: ''I kind of like this new Starfleet uniforms...''|
|Lala||Yeah I know, it does not look like that, but I am the commander of a space station and the Chosen One of an alien prophecy... and I like purple|
|Chromedome||In other news, Starfleet Security are looking for an alien who steals parts of uniforms. It is described as badly dressed.|
|Chromedome||Costume Malfunction ... IN SPAAAAAACE!|
|Fraser||Just me or does sisko look like hes advertising the premier inn?|
|Fraser||dam thak klingon who cut off the sleves, necks and legs of our outfits|
|Mr. X||Is that a Phaser in your pants ? Or are you glad to see me ?|
|Jonesy||"Hey, baby. Come to Butthead!"|
|11001001||Women like men in uniform whereas men are fine with women that have no uniforms on.|
|11001001||Casual Friday: In the future it rocks|
|11001001||"I really needed this vacation. Everyone at work is either grumpy, angry, or has a chip on their shoulder. Kira, Worf, O'Brien, Odo..."|
|11001001||Sisko: "Has anyone told you how beautiful your eyes are?"
Wormhole Jennifer blushing: "I bet you say that to all the wormhole aliens."
|JTK||Ben: "Well, truth be told, I was young and needed the money."|
|N'tran DS 12||Life's a beach.|
|DBB||In the mid-24th century, women's swimwear fashion will resemble that of the late-20th century.|
|Admiral Dunsel||J C Penny's line of "Wesley Crusher" inspired men's swimwear proved to be yet another financial failure for the former retail clothing chain.|
|Silent Bob||Sisko: "So are you from the planet Bikini?"|
|Silent Bob||Sisko: "Look Jennifer, I'm telling you, that water was cold!"|
|Mr. X||Ben: You look beautiful Jennifer , I wish this day would never end.
Jennifer : Thank you , you look wonderful yourself. Let's get together later for dinner and dancing.
Jennifer , talking in her head , He's in for a big surprise when he finds out its me Odo !!!! What a practical joke!!!! Heee Heee !!!
|Mr. Worf||Ben ! You keep starring at my breast any longer and I'll toss you in the ocean.|
|Bird of Prey||Jeniffer: ''Our son wants to become a poet. Do you think he will be successful with that?''
Ben: ''Ha, no! That would be as likely as me becoming some aliens' messiah!''
|EMH_MkI||Cisko: What do you mean the Kerbals have a space program???|
|EMH_MkI||"Captain Cisko, that bathing suit really brings out your feminine side."
"Why, thank yo- wait, what?"
|AJ||The basic design of the bikini has not changed in centuries. On the other hand, as long as nobody is complaining ...|
|Bird of Prey||Wormhole-Jeniffer: ''The Sisko is from Baj- hey, are you even listening?''
Sisko: ''Sorry, did get a bit distracted here.''
|11001001||Jennifer: "When was the last time you took a lady for a walk on a beach?"
Sisko: "Yesterday. Or did you mean not counting holodeck women?"
|11001001||Odo: "Last time I bet against you during senior staff poker night."|
|11001001||Sisko: "You're so... feminine."
Jennifer: "You've been hanging around Kira Nerys for too long."
|11001001||Blind dates in the future are AWESOME!!!|
|11001001||Felecia Bell suspects Avery Brooks is intentionally prolonging the scene after he 'forgets his lines' again for the 20th time.|
|11001001||I spy three cups|
If you stare at this photo long enough, you will see Benjamin Sisko.
|MLCoolJ||Jennifer learns that the Starship Sisko is a dreadnought. (Why, yes, that is a third nacelle.)
(My second TripHammered reference on this site.)
|Frankie Chestnuts||Sisko: ...so I'm the emissary of an ENTIRE planet to their Prophets... Wanna come back to my room?|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Interesting Fact: They are both wearing swimsuits from the 20th century.
Jennifer from the late 20th century.
Sisko from early 20th century... VERY early.
|Chromedome||NO! I am NOT going skinny dipping with YOU!|
|Chromedome||Man up. If it was Bruce Willis beside me, he'd be down to his shorts already.|
|Chromedome||"Ursula Andress had a big knife when SHE walked up the beach. All I get is a big tool."|
|Chromedome||Yeah, I was rejected by Baywatch too.|
|Ktasay||"I'm an Alien?" That's the best pick-up line you could come up with?|
|Ktasay||Amazingly swimsuit technology has not changed in 200 years.|
|Miss Marple||My eyes are UP HERE, buddy.|
|Miss Marple||Have we learned nothing from the "male swimmers speedos embarrassment syndrome"?|
|Miss Marple||Here we see a painful mis-step in the evolution of the "monokini" for men.|
|Miss Marple||Y'wanna see my scar?
Y'wanna get a new one?
|Miss Marple||Wanna see my scar?|
|Miss Marple||The anticipation of Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue petered out after it started featuring dudes.|
|Miss Marple||He thinks: Such natural BEAUTY... I wonder what she is thinking.
She thinks: Suck in that stomach, tighten buttocks, tilt pelvis back, head up & make that neck look long, shoulders straight back & pulled down, don't forget to smile, STEP and repeat...
|Foxbat||"No, the bikini looks hideous... take it off right now!"|
|Haiku||Jennifer and Ben
walk along a scenic beach;
Jake is the result.
|Foxbat||"Benjamin, take me now!"
"Take you where?"
|Foxbat||Interesting left hand placement.|
|Niall Johnson||No really! This isn't remotely creepy!|
|Chromedome||Both: "The costume designer has to die."|
|Chromedome||You know the difference between us? I make this look good!|
|Chromedome||Sisko shows off his lunchbox, it worked for Linford Christie after all.|
|Chromedome||Sisko shows off his luncbox, it worked for Linford Christie after all.|
|Chromedome||Is that a lunchbox in your shorts or are you pleased to see me?|
|Chromedome||Jennifer: "These new uniforms suck."
Sisko: "Oh, I dunno ..."
|Chromedome||Does my bum look big in this?|
|Intrepid||Sisko: Who wears short shorts? I WEAR SHORT SHORTS!
Jennifer: Do you use this line on every girl you meet?
Sisko: Never before and never ever again...
|Frankie Chestnuts||Sisko (to self): "Suck in your gut... Suck in your gut... Suck I your gut..."|
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: ''Would it count as cheating if I make out with Wormhole-Jennifer?''|
|Cyrus Ramsay||Oh, Benjamin! You'll be the death of me!|
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