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C.W. Perkins Bones: Oh no! I just killed Kenny!
Crew: You bastard!
Frankie Chestnuts "Leonard... you got some 'splainin' to do!"
MLCoolJ Oh, God! I forgot to turn the stove off!
Frankie Chestnuts Bones: "I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA. Please don't make me force Scotty to enter a 12-Step Program... Again!
Frankie Chestnuts "I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango.
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o."
Frankie Chestnuts Here we see either the results of a Vulcan Nerve Pinch, or Sulu has a new friend.
Frankie Chestnuts ...and yet ANOTHER graduate of the William Shatner School of Acting!
Rylan Sato When Jim Kirk was dead at the end of Generations I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!
PegasusJF "PAIN!"
PegasusJF One mind meld later, Spock yells out "PAIN!!!"
PegasusJF Bones never mastered his poker face, but found that this wasn't all that bad either.
PegasusJF "Gee, it really is tiny"
PegasusJF Bones is a doctor, not a model for botox treatments
PegasusJF "You know what the difference between you and me is: I make this look good"
PegasusJF Stage fright: It's no joke.
PegasusJF Bones is a doctor, not a model that claims he's also a patient for a jaw surgery commercial
PegasusJF Bones is a doctor, not a taste-tester
PegasusJF As your mother said, if you keep your face like that long enough....
PegasusJF Bones is a doctor, not a dentist school training patient
PegasusJF Bones is a doctor, not a model for wrinkle removing facial cream
PegasusJF Bones is a doctor, not a horror film actor
PegasusJF "These are the voyages" post-mortem.
PegasusJF "My God, it's full of stars"
PegasusJF Yes Bones, PegasusJF has made YET ANOTHER joke about the monthly caption comp update and YET AGAIN it seems to be the only joke his peers find remotely funny.
PegasusJF Yes Bones, PegasusJF has made YET ANOTHER joke about the monthly caption comp update and YET AGAIN it seems to be the only joke his peers find remotely funny.
PegasusJF DITL:"From now on Caption Competition updates will only be on a monthy basis"
Bones: 0.0
PegasusJF "Time for an EXTREME CLOSEUP!"
Bones: "WHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHH!"
C.W. Perkins The day that McCoy, who likes his coffee3 black, mistakenly took a sip of Kirk's, heavily doctored with cream a sugar, coffee.
Not seen was Spock rolling on the floor laughing...Again.
C.W. Perkins Five minutes after Spock tried his experimental time-delayed neck pinch.
C.W. Perkins One of the many reactions when TOS was taken off the air.
mwhittington Where will you be when your bowels evacuate uncontrollably?
C.W. Perkins SPOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCKKKK!
=NoPoet= McCoy fails to be the first man in Starfleet to fart the first seven notes of the Eastenders theme without following through.
=NoPoet= Behold, the reason trousers in the future no longer have zips.
Miss Marple Trump supporter.
Miss Marple He's a WHINER, not a doctor!
Miss Marple In a rare moment, here we see McCoy 'out of his Vulcan mind'.
Miss Marple Before TOS was digitally re-mastered in HD, McCoy looked "merely annoyed" in this scene.
jg Intercom: This is your Captain speaking. I shall now do a rendition of Rockerman.
McCoy: NOOOOOO!
Miss Marple Mr. President is back?
Miss Marple HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Mister President....
jg I think I just found where that last tribble went.
Frankie Chestnuts Kelley: "He wears a toupĂ©e???
Seriously???"
Frankie Chestnuts Bones: "IBS... IBS!!!"
Frankie Chestnuts Kelley: "He put out an album???
Of singing???"
Frankie Chestnuts Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?
Frankie Chestnuts SULUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

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