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ncc1701bulldog If you choke a Bolian, do they turn orange?
Bird of Prey Captain: ''For this severe breach of protocol, you will be punished - with death by strangulation!''
Ensign: ''This is a joke, righ-uurkk!''
Jonesy 50 Shades of Trek
Bird of Prey Screen shot from the epidote "Tribbles and Strangulations".
Bird of Prey Little known fact: The chief medical officer of Starfleet ship is permitted to force any medicine down your throat!
Miss Marple This is what happens when you try Ctrl+Alt+Delete on a Mac OS.
Chromedome "Hold still, it won't hurt, this cosmetic surgery is easy now I've read how to do it in Reader's Digest! Hey, can someone plug in the hedge trimmer?"
Chromedome "I'm Sheriff John Bunnell, and tonight on Galaxy's Cheapest Makeup Videos, we see what happens when an alien lifeform has to be portrayed on a budget. We've gathered video from across the galaxy to show you what makeup artists can do with a lack of imagination. It will scare you, haunt you, unsettle you but seeing this footage will make you prepared for when those makeup effects go bad!"
Chromedome Tonight ... on Home Surgery Channel ... when eyeliner goes wrong!
Chromedome Cut here ...
Bird of Prey The chain of command is not very comfortable around the neck, so Starfleet makes sure that their officers get used to that feeling as early as possible.
Bird of Prey TOS purist: ''Death to all Bolians! Bring back the Andorians!''
ncc1701bulldog Bolians take Pokemon Go very seriously.
AJ The murderer is: Captain Picard, in the ready room, with his bare hands!
AJ The Starfleet Strangler makes another victim.
AJ NO! You do NOT have the right to sing the blues!
Bird of Prey To explore and strangle new worlds, to choke the life out off new civilizations...
jg She sang Let It Go one to many times and someone finally snapped.
jg Since humans turn blue when choked, do Bolians turn pink?
N'tran DS 12 We come in peace....Choke to kill.
N'tran DS 12 :Q
N'tran DS 12 Demonstrating a Vulcan Death Grip.
Miss Marple Extreme vetting…like how they used to "vet" for witches
Frankie Chestnuts Extreme Method Acting... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!!
Frankie Chestnuts
"Am I blue, am I blue,
Ain't these tears in my eyes telling you,
Am I blue, you'd be too,
If each plan with your man done fell through."
Gambit36 This is what happens when you don't vote in the Caption Competition...
Bird of Prey The Vulcan nerve pinch: How NOT to do it!
AJ Fifty shades of blue.
ncc1701bulldog "Please stop, you're giving me a splitting headache!!"
N'tran DS 12 "Today is a good day to die."
Bird of Prey Trek writer # 1: ''Here is my draft for an episode wherein a Bolian gets murdered. It then plays out like a detective story.''
Trek writer # 2: ''Cool. Any idea for the episode's title?''
Trek writer # 1: ''Blue's Clues!''
Rylan Sato You know, waiting until you're blue in the face doesn't really tell me as to when I should let go.
Bird of Prey ...and now press the two halves of her body together, until the glue has dried.
Frankie Chestnuts "Hang onl... Let me read this...
#1: Check the victim for unresponsiveness...
ARE YOU RESPONSIVE??
I guess not.
If the person is not responsive and not breathing or not breathing normally. Call 911 and return to the victim. The emergency dispatcher can assist you with CPR instructions...
Hang on.. Let me find my phone... I know it's around here somewhere..."
Bird of Prey Kira: ''Nope, that's no Cardassian. Choking a Cardassian feels different.''
EMH_MkI Using other crewman to "mop the floor" is, unfortunately, still standard Starfleet procedure.
EMH_MkI Vulcans use mindmelds to induce visions. Humans on the other hand...
EMH_MkI Star Trek: Beyond Parent Guidelines
C.W.Perkins THERE ARE STILL ONLY FOUR LIGHTS YOU TWIT!
Frankie Chestnuts In an attempt to control their candidate, Donald Trump's staff "brief" him before a press conference.
.
It didn't work.
Miss Marple Revealed: The real reason”Blue” dog food is so expensive.
Miss Marple Blue Buffalo, Blue Wilderness, Blue Freedom, now Blue TNG
Cailus Janeway's new method for encouraging the crew to wake up on time was a remarkable success.
Frankie Chestnuts Cadet Haro: "Snowball...SNOWBALL!! FLUFFY! WHISKERS! MITTENS!"
To Self: "Damn.. What the hell's my safeword??"
Miss Marple Trump turns the country “blue” by choking and gagging voters... one... at... a... time…
Miss Marple If you pay attention, The Donald’s hands are not that small.
Rando Autoerotic asphyxiation. Still a thing in the 24th century.
N'tran DS 12 They're Not Gonna Hold Me Down,
Cause I Got Faith of the Hearrrggh....
Miss Marple jg, PLEASE stay off tinder!
jg When Tinder dates go wrong....really really wrong.
N'tran DS 12 This is your big break into Star Trek...
Remember your lines, hit your marks,
and Don't Choke.
DBB "Stop choking her! She's turning bl- Well... Bluer maybe? Either way, just stop."
Frankie Chestnuts "Calm down... You're going to be fine. Think good thoughts. You suffering from an overdose of eye shadow. Everything is going to be alright."
Frankie Chestnuts Frank Gorshin was not particularly happy with the makeup artist while preparing for his role as Bele.
Bird of Prey Picard: ''How can a Bolian have more hair than me!? THIS MAKES ME FURIOUS! AAARRGH!!''
Admiral Adam Makes choking someone unit they are blue kind of redundant...
Frankie Chestnuts Choker: "Hold still... HOLD STILL... That's better. Now, take a close look and you can see the Prime Meridian. It goes directly through the Royal Observatory in Greenwich... and this poor girl's nose."
Frankie Chestnuts Director: "Cut... MAKEUP!!"
Bird of Prey ''Stop strangling her! Can't you see that she is already blue in the face!?''
Frankie Chestnuts Henry Heimlich's younger brother Phil had his own alternative method for saving choking victims. It was... shall we say... not as successful.
Miss Marple Is this an emergency, or can I put you on hold?

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