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Admiral  Dunsel Shh! Don't be shocked by this, but I'm secretly Batgirl, working undercover.
You've got to get this message out to Batman.
" Queen to King's level one. "
AJ What a way to die!
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "Listen Marta... You CAN'T hold your breath forever...
Come on, Marta...
OK, OK... I'll kiss you. But just ONCE!"
N'tran DS 12 She Hulk versus Captain K
Miss Marple Jill Stein, still running for president… in the FUTUUUUUUUUUURE...
N'tran DS 12 Strange Bedfellows
C.W.Perkins No, I'm human like you. I just ate way too many green jellybeans as a child.
N'tran DS 12 Practicing the right to BARE arms.
Bird of Prey Kirk: ''You are so green! Are you sick? Perhaps Dr. McCoy should examine you.''
Orion: ''Oh, I'd prefer to play doctor with YOU...''
C.W.Perkins Captain's personal log, star date unknown, didn't bring any protection and only hope that this green is natural and not a result of her having a STD. Bones would never let me live this down if I came back to the ship and told him that my urine wasn't the only thing that turned green.
C.W.Perkins Who's this 'Kermit' you kept moaning about when we were doing it?
Bird of Prey Orion: "Why were you singing about some Greensleeves chick? Are you seeing another Orion girl!?''
Miss Marple So you want to try a "Trump-Pence" maneuver?
Frankie Chestnuts Marta: “Hey, baby, you got girlfriend on Elba II?”
Kirk: “Not just this minute.”
Marta: “Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time. You party?”
Chromedome Yay! This inflatable Kirk doll is just what I wanted for Christmas!
N'tran DS 12 What are Little Girls Made Of?
Miss Marple Thanks to the latest software update on the universal translator, the junk on her crappy charm bracelet is grossing Kirk out in 3… 2… 1!
Bird of Prey Bones: ''I don't believe it! Jim is rejecting the amorous advances made by a hot alien chick?''
Spock: ''Shoot him! He must be an impostor!"
Horta not Vorta A slightly different Hooker...
(This one won't be a T. J.)
EMH_MkI Orion Girl: I've got your gun.
Kirk: I guess that means I'm happy to see you.
EMH_MkI Pictured: A violation of Star Trek fan film guidelines.
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk realized very quickly that the Orion's visual acuity was based on movement.
Holding his breath... He hoped for the best.
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk realized very quickly that the Orion's visual acuity was based on movement.
Holding his breath... He hoped for the best.
STEVEN ST.CLAIR Just relax captain, if your a good little boy maybe later ill put on my batgirl costume for you
Bird of Prey Kirk: ''Finally, my wildest fantasies come true! Kiss me!''
Orion (with the voice of Bones): ''I don't know what you see, Jim, but you should better lay down again, until your hallucinations are over!''
Mr. President "On my world, green means go."
AJ Star Trek production designers often borrow sets from My Little Pony for financial reasons.
Chromedome Kirk tries to camouflage himself on the bed.
Chromedome Yes, Captain, I strangled the interior designer, just like this. I mean, pink walls, yellow bed - how is that meant to work with green skin? And all this bling on the walls makes it look like a tacky night club. You noticed the carpet was sticky when you came in? That's from all the guests who have barfed when they saw the state of the place.
Chromedome I said, please can I borrow a cup of sugar and some teabags?
Miss Marple Kirk, showing his "feigning interest" face.
Miss Marple Kirk is wondering which card he should charge this on... His "Discovery Card" gives free miles, but his “Woman Card” gives him at least 21% cash back on all goods and services.
N'tran DS 12 Resistance is FUTILE.
Mr.Worf What's the matter Captain ?
Well ... Hmmm ... I'm not quite sure what you have that I don't want.
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: " you're saying you CAN'T adjust your color balance."
N'tran DS 12 Examine the picture very thoroughly and you may notice a Starship Captain.
Miss Marple Young Lady: I REALLY like Bernie because he is SO focused on his movement.
Old Guy: IBS… makes sense.
Miss Marple Young Lady: I REALLY like Bernie because he is SO focused on his movement.
Old Guy: Well, a lotta times old people become irregular… according to TV.
Miss Marple Young Lady: I REALLY like Bernie because he is SO focused on his movement.
Old Guy: You know, that’s why they make Metamucil.
Chromedome My little Orion girl, says "Baby just you shut your mouth!"
(apologies to Daavid Bowie)
Miss Marple So, to clarify, when you say you’re "felling the burn"… is that a political thing, or just "code" for herpes?
Miss Marple BTW: It is much easier to be a Libertarian than to be a member of the Green Party.
Miss Marple Marta: That's funny! -Nearly everybody's "safe word" is SOYLENT.
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "I think I've dislocated my shoulder."
Marta: "Oh... I'm so sorry."
Kirk: "No, no... It was great!"
Frankie Chestnuts Marta: "You've GOT to tell me... Is that beautiful Communications Officer of yours seeing anyone special?"
Frankie Chestnuts Moral: CAUTION
Sometimes that pretty green bush is poison ivy.
Miss Marple Caveat: Think carefully about everything involved before you join a political party.
For example: Marta became a member of the Green Party without reading the fine print... 'nuf said.
Bird of Prey Only Captain Kirk manages to get laid absolutely everywhere - even in a greenhouse!
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "Um... Er... Have you seen my Space Cowboy Boots?"
Miss Marple Marta & Kirk, working on a Caption Competition entry...
mwhittington Kirk: So, does the carpet match the drapes?
Marta: Honey, there ain't no carpet!
Kitk: Really, you too?
mwhittington For many Starfleet captains, a fun and exciting experience. For Kirk, a slow Tuesday.
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "Please... Be gentle."
Marta: "Since when have YOU ever honored that request?"
Sondak Kirk wonders if it's true that the grass is always greener...
Bird of Prey Orion: ''...but this time, please don't comment every revealed part of my body with: 'It's green!'''
Bryan Moore "Shhh, just close your eyes and pretend I'm Spock."
Bryan Moore Sometimes it is easy being green.
Miss Marple Marta: What do you mean by "Soylent Green is PEOPLE"?
Miss Marple Kirk was sure he had requested a "little blue pill"... not this little GREEN pill.
Miss Marple Kirk: Well, I'm a lot more comfortable with "spooning" than "sporking".
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "Slow down... You're scaring me".
Marta: "Now you know what it's like for us ladies."
Miss Marple Kirk: "Yes, but if I turn any more to the right, the camera will show my assless chaps!
Miss Marple Marta: When they say "it isn't easy being green", it means it can be rough... like Ike and Tina Turner "Proud Mary" kinda rough...
Mss Marple Kirk: "Yes, but if I turn any more to the right the camera will show my assless chaps!
Miss Marple Marta: It's ALWAYS about the assless chaps with you!
Miss Marple Kirk: "Yes, but if I turn any more to the right the camera will show my assless chaps!
Marta: It's ALWAYS about the assless chaps with you!
Bird of Prey Kirk: ''Are you good at gardening?''
Orion: ''You could say that I have a green thumb. In fact, I even have two! Shall I show you what I can do with them?''
Frankie Chestnuts A rare instance when Kirk realizes he's NOT the one in the room with his shirt off.
Admiral Adam Kirk: Bones will never let me hear the end of it, if I get a green rash...
C.W.Perkins Orion girl: Pay me or I'll give you such a bite, you'll turn green too.
Bird of Prey It may not be easy being green, but at least the green girls are easy!
=NoPoet= It was enough to turn the female audience green with envy.
Miss Marple Offstage: " One of us, one of us. Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble."
Miss Marple Offstage, on the Enterprise: " We accept her, we accept her. One of us, one of us. Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble."
Frankie Chestnuts "Hold on right there buddy... Are you a cop?"

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