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Guybrush "Our ratings are down here somewhere!"
Frankie Chestnuts Always the cut-up... Reed loved to entertain the bridge crew with his Michael Jackson "Thriller" routine.
Bird of Prey Reed: ''That's it! It's over! The end! My back has touched the ground, and thus I have lost the limbo contest!''
MLCoolJ Darth Vader: You have failed me for the last time!
EMH_MkI Malcolm (thinking): Note to self: No more pressure point sessions with Trip.
Miss Marple … I find that sometimes it’s just easier to find the contacts if you lie on the floor and look around at an oblique angle …
Miss Marple When he said "you could knock him over with a feather", he wasn't joking!
Miss Marple Ever the exhibitionist, Malcolm always took the "Hokey Cokey" too far.
DBB Must undo top button...can't breathe...room darkening...
DBB Reed: "This new carpeting is so plush. Really, feel it."
Archer: *tired* Reed. Just get back to your station.
DBB T'Pol: Mr. Reed. This is the third time I've caught you wriggling toward me on the floor. Does this have anything to do with my decision to wear a dress today?
Reed: What?! No. No, uh... I, um, dropped a, uh... You only saw me three times?
DBB Producer: Hey, everyone! They renewed us for a 5th season!
Dominic Keating: *thump, gurgles*
Frankie Chestnuts Star Trek Quiz: What's the typical reaction when someone hears Shatner singing.
Frankie Chestnuts Star Trek Quiz: What's the typical reaction when someone first watches "The Final Frontier"?
Frankie Chestnuts Star Trek Quiz: What's the typical reaction when Mayweather gets more than three lines in an episode?
Frankie Chestnuts Star Trek Quiz: What's the typical reaction when someone sees Phlox cutting his toenails?
Frankie Chestnuts Star Trek Quiz: What's the typical reaction when someone sees T'Pol naked?
Frankie Chestnuts Star Trek Quiz: What's the typical reaction when someone sees Phlox naked?
Frankie Chestnuts Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?
MLCoolJ Hearing that a creature called a "basilisk" had come aboard Enterprise, Malcolm Reed decided to confront the beast--with tragic results.
Miss Marple Much to the entire crew's envy, Reed won every breakdance competition by ending with his signature "freeze".
Bird of Prey Trip: ''You were complaining that the artificial gravity on this ship is too low, so I have adjusted it. Is it more to your liking now?''
Reed: *can barely breathe*

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