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Frankie Chestnuts Alien: "Alright guys... First rule for becoming a member of the Blue Man Group... YA GOTTA BE WEARING BLUE!!!"
N'tran DS 12 Duet
N'tran DS 12 A Man Alone....NOT.
Miss Marple The captain was beside himself with joy upon meeting the Minoxidilian Ambassador.
Miss Marple The "Ghost of Christmas Present" turned out to be the embodiment of "dandruff shampoo" , who just hung around, taunting and chastising him about "IF ONLY you had taken better care of your hair… " and "It's too late to do anything about it now!" and generally rattling his chain.
Frankie Chestnuts Blue Alien: "Hi kids!!! Tonight on Mr. Wizard... The Magic of Mirrors!"
Bird of Prey Alien: ''No no no no! I'll explain how dueling works! First, you turn around, so that you are facing each other's back. Then, you hold up your phasers like this, and walk forward, let's say five steps...
Frankie Chestnuts Tell me if you've heard this one before:
An alien, a ship's captain and a clone walked into a bar...
N'tran DS 12 Picards thinking: "At least the other guy is not a Romulan clone."
PHRobertson "Okay, we really need to sort which of you is the real Picard. After all, the Captain's Chair is only big enough for one of you... literally and metaphorically."
PHRobertson "This is really going to be one of those days..."
PHRobertson So... an alien in brightly coloured clothing AND a duplicate of the Captain.
Must be Thursday.
PHRobertson ♫ Aliens to the left of me... clones to the right...
Here I am... stuck in the middle with you... ♫
Chromedome The Apprentice ... IN SPAAAACE!
"Picard, you're fired!"
Chromedome Don't try to out-weird me, Picard! I get stranger things than you in my breakfast cereal!
David Powers There can be only one.
Miss Marple Nonsense! You can't fire me! You'll never find ANYONE to replace me!
Miss Marple I am Spartacus!
Miss Marple Voice of God: Your prayers have been answered: I have "totally hooked [you] up with twins."
AJ Alien, "There are TWO Picards!"
mwhittington One of these things is not like the... Oh, COME ON!!
mwhittington Madame Tussaud took it to the next level with her Nanopolymer Museum.
Borg Two Picards double chance to end up in DITL caption comp!
MLCoolJ Alien: Wow, Captain, you really look like you're...beside yourself. *rimshot*
Picard: And for that, you deserve to be...pun-ished. *rimshot*
Blaston Phools Alien: *DRAW* 'my bad, you wanna hit this shit?'
Bird of Prey Picard: ''I have just found out that this man is coming from the same little French town as me! He even knows my brother Robert! Can you imagine that?''
Alien: ''Uhm...''
Borg Picard thinking: Now that is why we don't ware spandex uniforms anymore!
Borg All the things wrong with this picture in 3... 2... 1...
Admiral Dunsel A favorite part of the schoolchildren's Dr. Seuss holo-books is when the 'Alien-in-Blue' introduces Picard 1 and Picard 2.
Blaston Phools Alien: *DRAW* 'my bad, you wanna hit this shit?'
Blaston Phools 'Ok... This is a parallel dimension or some crap isn't it, go on just say it, I've done something wierd to the space time spondominatrix or something and now I'm back in time or I'm on a virtual reality gig or aliens or screwing with me somehow in some way I can't detect, well I do ok I've seen this many times and can fairly assume what's next ok! And I'm not doing it I've had it!'
Blast on Phools Picard: 'Your not going to go mental like Rikers doppelgänger did are you?!'
Picard: 'Good heavens no! I may start drinking coffee though, I should also get married I guy my age still single, they'll start saying I'm gay'
Picard: You are Gay. *smirk*
Picard: !?!?!?
Blaston Phools Francisco de Goya's "Not all Picards are similar" puzzles modern viewers as much as his contemporaries, leaving the viewer confused and mesmerized by its absurdity.
What deeper allegorical meaning can be found in something so bizarre that even de Goya's contempories considered it the product of a deranged mind.
MLCoolJ Alien: And there you have it: a life-sized action figure of you, Captain. What do you think?
Picard: That's it. No more "Captain Picard Day."
Frankie Chestnuts Picard#1: "What's with this guy?"
Picard#2: "I know... Check out that outfit!"
Picard#1: "..and that cranium!"
Alien: "Gentlemen, I'm standing right here.
Picard#2: "...and what's the deal with those hands?"
Picard#1: "I know! How many fingers IS that? Those gloves aren't helping the situation at all."
Alien: "I'm standing... RIGHT HERE!"
Picard#2: "Do you see that cod piece?"
Bird of Prey Picard: ''THERE ARE EIGHT LIGHTS!''
Alien: ''Don't you mean four?''
Picard: ''Four lights for each Captain Picard, and here are two Picards - do the math.''
Blaston Phools Picard to Data: A purely hypothetical question. If I had sex with my own clone would it be considered masterbation?
Blaston Phools "SIXTY-NINE DUDES!"
Blanton Phools Picard: who's this stunningly handsome fellow before me, eh?
Picard: Oh stop you'll make us blush!
Blaston Phools That's some very interesting artwork for The Cheeky Girls new album.
mikey "First, neither of us will tolerate that sort of rudeness. Second, you're using the wrong finger."
Chromedome Yeah, so I pick my nose. At least there's only one of me!
Jonesy One Picard to rule them all!
Bird of Prey Picard: ''I don't like this guy! He is always grumpy, hates children, only drinks Earl Grey tea all day and tends to hold long and boring speeches!''
Alien: ''Uhm...''
Frankie Chestnuts Picard #1: "What do you get when you cross Jay Leno with a cauliflower and dress him in dayglo blue?"
Picard #2: "I'm not sure, but he appears to be trying to get our attention."
mwhittington "You know, if I cross my eyes, you two go 3D!"
Miss Marple Picard on left, snidely: I think he needs to add a couple extra "A"s to that Spandex™.
Picard on right, smirking: I can't believe he thinks he can carry that look off!
Both, laughing: SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-ANDEX™.
Bird of Prey Alien: ''May the real Picard please stand up?''
Picard: ''We are both already standing, you moron.''
Miss Marple Little known fact: Every time the Captain says: "Number One", he is secretly envisioning himself.
Miss Marple Not to be outdone by the Double Picard Maneuver, the alien performs the Blah-blah-blah response.
Borg The hottest couple of the year is interviewed by the Blue Suit Society
Bird of Prey Picard: ''OK, who turned the transporter intro a cloning machine?''
Alien: ''It was me.''
mckinneyc And for my next trick I shall make my finger vanish where the sun don't shine
Ithekro Just one, please.
woodside Death Finger, meet Death Glare.
(I bet the Glare wins.)
N'tran DS 12 So punks do ya feel lucky?
Miss Marple In no particular order:
My, his badge is shiny.
My, his shirt is shiny.
My, his head is shiny.
Frankie Chestnuts Thinking he's seeing double, the alien performs the "Eye Self-Test".
Alien: "How many fingers do I see now?"
Miss Marple They found the Chou-fleurian Ambassador mesmerizing...
Frankie Chestnuts Thinking he's seeing double, the alien performs the "Eye Self-Test".
Miss Marple The future of Spanx is BRIGHT.
Frankie Chestnuts Picard #1 (whispering): "Will you look at that cranium. Think he's trying to overcompensate for something?"
Picard #2 (whispering): "And just LOOK at that outfit... It's SO last year!"
Miss Marple Picard: You seem to be suffering from "Micky Mouse Glove-Hand Syndrome."
Alien motions back: "F**K YOU"!
Miss Marple Hey, you two, my EYES are UP HERE!
Miss Marple Picard, whispering: That's the FLATTEST codpiece I've EVER seen.
Picard, whispering back: True dat!
Frankie Chestnuts
Meet Jean Luc, who's lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Johnny’s only seen the sights
A guy can see from Brooklyn Heights — What a crazy pair!
But they're Captains,
Identical Captains and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike —
You can lose your mind,
When Captains are two of a kind!

"The Cpt. Picard Show"
jg Double the pleasure, double the fun
Chromedome Eenie meenie miney mo, catch a Klingon by his toe. If he hollers let him go, eenie meenie miney mo ...
Chromedome The producer tries to decide which Picard clone to put in front of the camera.
Chromedome I'm gonna kill my agent when I get off this set.
Chromedome Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Chromedome It's the Count from Sesame Street - "One, bwah ha ha. Two, bwah ha ha!"
Chromedome You'd look this bad if your codpiece was as tight as mine!
Chromedome Yeah spaceboy, swivel on it!
Mr. Worf Q ! That's got to be the worst costume ever.
Adm Adam Picards: We are not amused!
Adm Adam Picard: Make it Dou!
Adm Adam Thing 1, meet Thing 2
Bird of Prey ''Shoot him! I am the real Picard!''
''No, shoot HIM! I am Captain Picard!''
''Guys? This is just my finger, not a gun.''
Frankie Chestnuts Alien: "I pick... YOU!"
Other Picard: "Aww, RATS!!"
Frankie Chestnuts Alien: "That's right... I only work out 14 minutes ONCE per week."
Frankie Chestnuts Alien: "Remember Captains... Periwinkle is the NEW BLACK this season."
Frankie Chestnuts Alien: "Ah, Ah, Ah... You didn't say the magic word!"
Frankie Chestnuts Alien: "NADDAFINGA!!"
(Be sure to watch 'A Christmas Story' this month.)
AJ Alien: "Four beer for the woodcutters!"
PegasusJF Alien: Two men enter! One man leaves!
Mr. X I'm singularly impressed.
liquidcross Pull my finger.
Miss Marple There's bald, then there's BALD, and then there's BAAAAAAAAAAALD!
Frankie Chestnuts Alien: "I'm looking for Jean Luc Picard."
Picard #1: "It's him..."
Picard #2: "No it's not... He's the one!"
Frankie Chestnuts
One of these things is not like the other.
One of these things just doesn't belong...
Miss Marple Crimes of Fashion... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!

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