|Miss Marple||Santorum said WHAT?!?!?!|
|Gambit18||Beverly Crusher, eat your heart out!|
|Gambit18||Crusher, eat your heart out!|
|AJ||It's called a camera, now would you mind looking the other way and at least pretending that your acting.|
|Scarlet72||I think I can feel the captains log|
|Chromedome||Vash: Oh no! Wesley's coming!
Picard: So am I!
|Chromedome||A facehugger? Isn't that the wrong franchise?|
|Miss Marple||She never said her full name, Vashta Nerada .
Star Fleet sex education slide #13:
How well do you know your partner?
|Frankie Chestnuts||Vash, to self: "WHAT was my Safe Word again?"|
|Bird of Prey||...and that's what's called a mouth-Vash.|
|Borg||Jean-Luc wait DITL is watching!|
|woodside||The real reason transporters were invented: because there's no other reliable method to get Captains away from pleasure planets.|
|woodside||And that was the last time that Ferengi asked, "Do you think bald men are hot?"|
|woodside||The first of several 'See a Ferengi, hit on Captain Picard' episodes.|
|Talyere Rosat||Necessary evil|
|Miss Marple||Vash, thinking to self: My, what BIG EARS you have!|
|Admiral Dunsel||Vash was surprised at the size of Picard's Horga'hn!|
|NASCARtographer||"Do I smell Bergamot?"|
|NASCARtographer||While often unappreciated by outsiders, "Pass the Nanites Without Using Your Hands" game was a hit on Risa.|
|NASCARtographer||“Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one... was not even close to one of those."|
|N'tran DS 12||"Whoa, You're not Q."
"And you're not Beverly Crusher."
"I should watch who I am kissing."
|Jonesy||Where will you be when your laxative starts to work?|
|N'tran DS 12||S.M.A.C.K. [Stars Making A Crushing Kiss.]|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Breaking the fourth wall, while in a lip-lock...
|McFortner||Oh, God, I hope he isn't really my brother.|
|McFortner||Wow, his tongue sure is long.|
|Fronkie Chistnuts||In your gash, Vash!|
|Bird of Prey||Vash: ''No offense, but... Your breath smells like Earl Grey tea.''|
|Miss Marple||Remember the guy, in "Daria", whose eye did that same thing?|
|Frankie Chestnuts||It appears that his Horga'hn wasn't the ONLY thing that Picard was displaying on Risa.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Best start of a vacation on Risa... EVER!|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?
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