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Optimuskr Is that lilac?
Optimuskr I think we found the clog, call maintenance.
Optimuskr Picard: Mr Worf, when in the front row for Gallagher, you must bring plastic sheet.
Worf: Sorry sir. I will attempt to do better.
DorothyDaype SUBJ1
Miss Marple She: "That's what."
Bird of Prey Worf: ''Did... that Romulan really attack us by pouring out his ale over us!?''
Picard: ''Well, it *is* an illegal substance...''
Miss Marple Mr Worf: It smells like ...teen spirit.
Miss Marple Mr Worf: It smells like SPAM.
Frankie Chestnuts Picard: "Tea... Earl Grey.. hot. This time with a cup."
MR. WORF I get it Beverly !!! The soup wasn't very good . Sheeesh !!!
Cailus And here we have Exhibit A: two exceptional actors doing exceptionally stupid things.
MR. WORF Worf : Sniff ... Sniff .. This is the sent of a Female Klingon ..... Grrrrrr......GRRRRRR... !!
Capt. Piccard : OH!!! SHIT . Computer Override !!! Stop the turbo lift !!!!!!!!!
N'tran DS 12 My life line shows a continuation in another series.
My heart line shows an upcoming marriage, as well as judging a Miss Universe contest.
My head line shows... ridges.
N'tran DS 12 Say it,
don't spray it.
Coradi Kahless Bless You.
Bird of Prey Picard: ''Mr. Worf, enter a Jefferies tube and find out were this disgusting ooze that is leaking through the roof comes from!''
Worf: ''Don't worry, Captain. I know the bowels of this ship like the back of my... wait, has that line always been there?''
Mikey "Umm... gesundheit?"
Bird of Prey Picard: ''The phrase 'talk to the hand' is just a human figure of speech, Mr. Worf.''
Miss Marple Picard: Try cutting out gluten, Mr Worf.
Bird of Prey Picard: ''Mr. Worf, what is that!?''
Worf: ''It is... green!''
Better than Frankie Chestnuts Picard: "What the hell was that, Mr. Worf?"
Worf: "Sorry, Sir. But that wasn't me. That was one of those "alternate reality" versions of me. I'll go look for him right now."
Better than Frankie Chestnuts What sweet sweet jelly have we come across
Chromedome "Yes Captain, it appears that I eat something that disagreed with me."
Bird of Prey Worf: ''It is live, but not as we know it!''
Picard: ''Well, my NOSE certainly knew nothing like this before!''
RogueSkyknight Picard: "A bit too much emphasis on the the "spit" portion of a spit handshake, Mr. Worf..."
Miss Marple Worf: True, Captain, this will be hard to clean up, -it got all over my shoulder pads, and into the weave of my baldric. But please, go on.
Miss Marple Picard: Please stop repeating “WHOOMP -there it is”.
Frankie Chestnuts Picard: "Good God, Mr. Worf... I believe I have a piece lodged in my cranium."
Miss Marple Worf, absent-mindedly starts to hum: "whoop there it is… whoomp there it is…"
Frankie Chestnuts Picard: "Mr. Worf... When I said 'Talk to the hand", that's not exactly what I meant."
Frankie Chestnuts Director: "MAKEUP!"
Bird of Prey The Enterprise-D was the technological crown jewel of Starfleet, but she had one major construction flaw: Whenever someone spilled something, it leaked though all the decks below.
EMH_MkI Dealing with species communicating exclusively through projectile vomiting is a particularly messy affair.
N'tran DS 12 That sneeze registered on the Richter scale.
Mikey "Smells like... Lwaxana."
MR. WORF CAPT. : SORRY MR. WORF , THE GAGH I HAD DIDN'T AGREE WITH ME .
WORF : SMELLS OVERCOOKED .
Bird of Prey Worf: ''A food fight in Ten Forward! I see a lot of weird stuff as chief of security, but this topped everything!''
N'tran DS 12 Star Trek III, The Search for Snot.
N'tran DS 12 Score: Starfleet 0, Denebian Slime devils 2.
N'tran DS 12 He slimed me.
Combat Carl I guess you Klingons do everything big.
Bird of Prey Picard: ''Did you know that the replicator can create rotten eggs!?''
Worf: ''The audience apparently didn't like our performance of that Gilbert and Sullivan song. We should have practiced more.''
MR. WORF OH !!! Sorry Captain , I'm not yet versed on using a kleenex to catch a sneeze .
Admiral Dunsel Worf: "Amazing! And you humans call this 'Zit-Popping'. Thank you for the advice, sir!"
Admiral Dunsel Worf: "Sorry Captain, but I think that someone has brought a Tribble onboard."
Admiral Dunsel Picard:"..., Gesundheit!"
Miss Marple Captian Picard: I TOLD you to stop picking at it.
Miss Marple Worf, sniffing: I seem to have read about this in a "Cards Against Humanities" game.
Bird of Prey Riker: ''You two are back! How was it down on the planet?''
Picard: ''We found no sentient life there - just huge swarms of birds!''
Mark Picard:"mr.Worf next time cover your nose before you sneeze."
Silent Bob Wesley comes of age...
McFortner Worf: 42.5 meters. He spits like a warrior.
Picard: Good aim, too.
McFortner They say to sneeze and cough into your elbow, not your hand, Mr. Worf. Now you know why.
Optimuskr (Room Shakes)
Picard: Mr. Worf, please keep tissues with you at all times....and get me a towel.
PegasusJF Worf: Achooooo!
Picard: Targ Flu, it's no joke.
PegasusJF Picard: Note to self, next visit make sure Kirk is not entertaining a female guest.
PegasusJF Number One, be sure to wear a poncho at the next kal-if-fee ceremony. The pheromones get everywhere.
Frankie Chestnuts Picard: "What the hell was that, Mr. Worf?"
Worf: "Sorry, Sir. But that wasn't me. That was one of those "alternate reality" versions of me. I'll go look for him right now."
Miss Marple Picard: Have some compassion, Mr. Worf, these uniforms are skin tight!
This tiny zipper in front is useless.
You have to wiggle your ass just to get INTO them.
You know from experience that it is hard to get them off without crapping yourself.
Now, give the Ensign a hand.
Mr Worf: It is hard to choose which one.
Picard: Use your "metaphorical" hand.
Frankie Chestnuts Here are the finalists in the "First and Only Enterprise Hock a Loogie Contest". Worf was not happy as a 3 to 1 underdog.
Niall Johnson Ohhh. That's a keeper!
Niall Johnson I think he did a little to much LDS.
Bird of Prey Worf: ''Hmmm, prune juice!''
Cyrus Ramsay Worf: Captain, Spot merely soiled your uniform. He left a deep scratch on the palm of my hand.
Picard: You can tell people that it's your feline.
Jonesy Alien baby spit up: too foul even for Worf!
The Geek "Really, Number One, do you have to play the trombone while eating clam chowder?"
The Geek After suffering a direct hit from a Vulcan Death Fart, Picard prepares for retaliation in the form of the dreaded Locution of Extraordinary Length. Worf, on the other hand, simply reached for his phaser.
The Geek The traditional greeting ceremony of the Sneezonians always left outsiders feeling like they need a hot shower.
Miss Marple Picard: Yes, Mr. Worf, a bird in the hand has greater value, but only to a certain point.
Frankie Chestnuts Riker (on communicator): "Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then it EXPLODED? Hello?"
Worf: "Hold, please."
Picard: "Energize, Mr. O'Brien."
Frankie Chestnuts Riker (on communicator): "Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then it EXPLODED? Hello?"
Worf: "Hold, please."
Miss Marple Picard: No, Mr. Worf, I will NOT smell your fingers.
Miss Marple Worf: Well, just before the Ensign exploded, he was saying that his uniform felt VERY tight.
Miss Marple Worf: Well, this is that last time I will wear my baldric while on duty!
Miss Marple Worf: Well, this is that last time I will wear my baldric while on duty.
Captain Picard: Please say it, don't SPRAY it, Mr. Worf.
Frankie Chestnuts Picard: "Not bad for your second day of work, is it?"
Worf: "This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter."
Picard: "You should've been here for the Zeronian migration in 2668."
Frankie Chestnuts Worf: "I got a fever... and the only prescription is-"
Picard: "-it doesn't matter what the prescription is... Just use a Kleenex next time."
Frankie Chestnuts Picard: "Mr. Worf... the custom is to cover your face BEFORE you sneeze."
Frankie Chestnuts Picard: "Gesundheit!"
MLCoolJ Worf: Mirror, mirror, in my hand
Who's the baddest in the land?
Picard: I should've never let you watch "Descendants," Worf.

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