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Bird of Prey Neelix: ''I have been studying old Earth animated movies lately.''
Seven: ''So?''
Neelix: ''I liked 'The Lion King' best so far. I really can relate to that Pumbaa guy.''
N'tran DS 12 InSpectre of the Buns
N'tran DS 12 Far(t) Beyond the Stars
N'tran DS 12 What You Have Behind
Frankie Chestnuts Neelix: "IBS... IBS... IBS..."
Seven: "Irritable Bowel Syndrome?"
Neelix: "Inferno Burrito Salsa"
Frankie Chestnuts Neelix: "Seven, it's not just me... EVERYBODY looks stupid when they are playing Wii.
Seven of Nine: "I beg to differ, Mr. Neelix... YOU look particularly stupid when you play Wii."
Bird of Prey Neelix: ''Do you know that the Doctor has a crush on you?''
Seven: ''What did Captain Janeway tell you about snooping around in other crew members' personal logs?''
Admiral Dunsel Neelix: "Let's see if I can get this dance step correct.
That was..., a jump to the left. Followed by a step to the right..."
Seven: " I believe your knees are in the wrong position, and the 'Pelvic thrust' motion is to be in a forward direction."
Admiral Dunsel Seven: "Your fascination with watching this old Earth TV series "Farscape" is understandable. Their technology is indeed intriguing.
However, your fixation on this 'Rygel' character because of a physical resemblance, is not. And I assure you, your attempts to "fart Helium" just like he does, is failing, no matter how much you adjust your cooking!"
Yearling Excuse me? "Bend over and give it a whirl?"
Jonesy Neelix: "Can you reach in there and dislodge it?"
Seven: "...."
The final frontier has its limits!
Frankie Chestnuts FOCUS:
If you stare at this photo long enough, you will see Neelix.
Bird of Prey Neelix: ''I miss Kes. But I am happy for her having evolved into a superior life form.''
Seven: ''Do you actually still believe that? You know that Ocampa have a rather short lifespan, right? Captain Janeway just invented that story, in order to not make you sad. Kes died, and going to the pet shop in order to get you another one that looks exactly like her wasn't exactly a viable option.''
Bird of Prey Neelix: ''I miss Kes. But I am happy for her having evolved into a superior life form.''
Seven: ''Do you actually still believe that? Captain Janeway just invented that story, so that you won't be upset upon learning that she actually threw Kes out of an airlock.''
Bird of Prey Seven: ''I see something strange on the back of your head, and I can never tell if this is normal for your species, or if you should let the Doctor have a look at it...''
Bird of Prey Neelix: ''What is the name if this moon over there?''
Seven: ''That is no moon, that is a Borg Sphere.''
jg Neelix: That's horrible. Those poor security personnel. I can't believe wearing red could be so dangerous.
Seven of Nine: Yes it very dangerous. But not as dangerous as a former Borg who need to finish her work. So please leave.
jg Neelix: This is fascinating stuff.
Seven of Nine: I believe the is Paris's Vulcan Love Slave holonovel. Please do whatever your doing in another room.
jg Seven of Nine. I have scanned the entire Borg data logs and there is no mention of the Talaxian tradition of relieving yourself on the floor.
jg Seven of Nine: Neelix, you have been here for eight hours. While I appreciate your wanting to learn about human games, I must ask you to leave astrometrics.
Neelix: Just five more minutes. I won't be able to sleep if I don't finish the level of Candy Crush.
mwhittington Seven: Is this what is meant when Lieutenant Paris said you were "turning Japanese"?
mwhittington Seven: It is a simple concept of allowing your eyes to relax so that the image is out of focus. Only then will the hidden three dimensional image appear.
Neelix: I think I might see something that could be a dolphin!
Bird of Prey Neelix: ''...just this one brush stroke, aaaand - done! It is beautiful! A master piece! Seven, I have to thank you for acting as model for my recreation of Botticelli's 'The Birth of Venus'!''
awesome things! zlge7L Im grateful for the article.Really looking forward to read more. Much obliged.
Bird of Prey Neelix (counting something): ''...seven, eight, nine...''
Seven: ''My designation is Seven OF Nine!''
Samus Neelix lets one rip from the Ass Crack Nebula in Astrometrics
The Borg Seven learns the "nana potty dance!"
Bird of Prey Seven: ''Ah, here you are. The Captain ordered me to escort you to the airlock.''
Neelix: ''Ah, a belated April Fool's prank, right? Right? Seven, answer me!''
mwhittington Seven: How embarrasing and degrading. I've never understood the concept of defecation.
Neelix: Would you please hand me a glass of prune juice?
Tobias Seven: What an unusual hairstyle.
Neelix: Thank you. I combined the mid 19th century sideburns with the late 20th century mohawk. I think it suits me.
Seven: Yes, it does.
Bird of Prey Neelix: ''Kes left me. Do you want to be my new girlfriend?''
*awkward silence*
Seven: ''Let us pretend that this conversation never happened.''
N'tran DS 12 Neelix has his own idea for an "Endgame".
Bird of Prey Seven: ''How did the Captain like you your coffee substitute?''
Neelix: ''Let's just say that you shouldn't enter the Ready Room for the next few hours or so , if you value your own safety...''
=/\= Quad Neelix: Shouldn't have had those "jalla-peen-yoes."
Bird of Prey Neelix: ''Tricking me into eating my own cooking was a very mean prank, Seven! And now excuse me, I have to find the WC as fast as possible!''
woodside Ethan: "Is there a sign saying 'Kick Me' on my back?"
Jeri: "Of course not. It says 'Redshirt'."
woodside "Seven, I've got an ugly lump on my neck! What do you think it is?"
"Your head."
"Tuvok used that one already. Try again."
Rick Annika - Just a little off the top this time.
Bird of Prey Neelix: ''That... is the strangest reaction to leola root stew I have ever seen...''
Seven: ''I like the colors various parts of his skin have acquired, but the fumes he emanates might be dangerous to inhale.''
N'tran DS 12 I fart in your general direction
Bird of Prey Seven: ''Who is your tailor anyway? A blind Pakled?''
Dunharrow Neelix impresses Seven with his ability to fart the Talaxian national anthem.
Mr. Worf Mr. Nelix !!! What is that awful smell ? !
Nelix : Just a sampling of tomorrows dinner.
Bird of Prey Seven: ''What is this file you are about to watch? 'Talaxxxian Babes Gone Wild'?''
Neelix: 'Uh... Nothing! Nothing special!''
ST14 Who said Tuvok didn't have a sense of humour as Seven reads and considers punching Neelix in the back of the head.
Bird of Prey Neelix: ''Oh, why does everyone hate me?''
Seven: ''Do you have some time? I have prepared a list.''
ST14 Who said Tuvok didn't have a sense of humour as Seven reads and considers punching Neelix in the back of the head.
C. W. Perkins Seven: I stand corrected. The spots on your butt do line up to form the constellation of Orion.
Sentinel64 Neelix thought he was silent, but Seven just knows he his deadly.
Tobias Neelix: just a little touch there...
Seven: Neelix, I must object to this course of action. You photoshopping a smile on Tuvok's face will be seen as a forgery.
Bird of Prey Seven: ''OK, I am convinced now. I hereby officially admit that your butt looks nicer than mine.''
twitch2oh Neelix: "Let's see...DNS Error 241. What's a DNS? Umm okay, press LT-5 to run diagnostics, press LN-7 for a debug log... How do I get this to work again?"
Seven: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Sondak I'll take Temporal Causality Loops for three hundred, Alex.
Gambit7218 Some people take watching caption competitions a bit too seriously.
EMH_MkI Seven of Nine, imminently becoming the victim of Neelix's Bolian and leola root fusion cuisine.
EMH_MkI Phillips: What's that, on the wall?
Ryan: I believe it says "Russ was here."
Phillips: DAMMIT!!!
EMH_MkI Phillips: What's that, on the wall?
Ryan: I believe it says "Wang was here."
Phillips: DAMMIT!!!
Frankie Chestnuts Seven: Please Mr. Neelix... Stop referring to "The Morale Officer's Log".
Bird of Prey Neelix: ''Hit me, Seven! I was a naughty little Talaxian!''
Seven: ''You absent-minded daydreaming is starting to worry me...''
Frankie Chestnuts Here we see the SECOND victim of Homer Simpson's Makeup Gun.
Neelix: [gasps] "Homer! You've got it set on "whore"."
Tobias Seven: It has been six hours. When will this exercise end?
Neelix: Don't worry, Seven. I've almost got him. G...6!
Kim: Miss! B1.
Tobias Neelix: OUCH! What was that for?
Seven: There is a sign on your back that says "Kick me." I had to comply.
N'tran DS 12 Trek character conflict: Morale officer vs Former Borg
Frankie Chestnuts Here we see the SECOND victim of Homer Simpson's Makeup Gun.
Frankie Chestnuts Neelix: "There it is... Looks like a Pyrithian bat..."
Seven: "I think it looks like the north side of a southbound Talaxian."
Miss Marple Seven: Nelix, I am not sure why going to this meeting should be any cause for concern.
Nelix: Righhhhhhhhht ...let's seeeeee: ...Fridayyy, ...late in the dayyy, ...a brief meeting in the HR departmennnnnt, ... Uh, it could be ANYTHING!
Bird of Prey Seven: ''What happened to the backside of your head?''
Neelix: ''The Doctor tried out a new hairdresser-subroutine. But it's... still a beta-version.''
Miss Marple Where has everybody gone?
Frankie Chestnuts Seven: "*jeez...* Have you tried to re-boot the system?"
The Borg Seven: Is that Harry Kim's lipstick on the back of your head?
Nelix: How did you know Harry uses lipstick?
Seven: WHAT HAPPENS ON AWAY MISSION STAYS ON ANYWAY MISSIONS!!!!!!!
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Miss Marple Where has everybody gone?
Miss Marple Nelix: I think... I see... the spider...
Seven: I do not believe you should be concerning yourself with the spider on the ceiling.
Miss Marple Seven: I believe that cooking must be much more difficult than rocket science.
Miss Marple Seven tries to teach Nelix the "Keep the doggie treat on your nose until some ASS tells you it is OK to have it" trick, with limited success.
RedDwarfian Neelix: Mahna Mahna...
Seven: Mister Neelix, you will refrain from starting that again.
Frankie Chestnuts Welcome to: "Interesting Things to Put in Your Butt"
Tonight's Episode: "A Klingon Pain Stick"
Bird of Prey Seven: ''Is that a leola root?''
Neelix: ''Does it matter? PULL IT OUT!''
=/\= Quad Neelix: Ok...now, all you have to do is press "Control, alt, delete."
Avatar ...and then you have to contract your abdominal muscels and... press. That's how the talaxian Digestion System works... and just ignore the smell.
Miss Marple ...and this passes as "Vogueing" among the Talaxians?
Miss Marple Seven: ...and this one is called "Gangnam Style"?
Miss Marple Seven: ...and you call this the "Watusi"?
Miss Marple Seven: ...and you call this the "Frug"?
NASCARtographer In The Pale Moonlight...
NASCARtographer I am uncertain of it's design lineage, but your posterior compares admirably on the DITL size charts.
NASCARtographer "And Mr. Neelix, is what twenty-first century teens called 'Twerking'? Intriguing."
Ithekro And you have been on this ship how long now?
woodside "Hi Seven. Everyone's looking at me funny just because I got up late and put my apron on backward."
"Or because your rear end says Kiss The Cook."
"... or that."
N'tran DS 12 A Talaxian Moon
Frankie Chestnuts Neelix: "Is it possible that I could get a little privacy?"
Seven: "I am sorry Mr. Nelix. This is my 'Practice Human Interaction' day."
Neelix: "I've got to tell you... I'm not human... And I'm really not interacting with anyone right now."
Miss Marple Seven: Nelix, there's a men's room right down the hall.
Miss Marple Nelix: Uh, Seven, there's a lady's room right down the hall.
Miss Marple Nelix: I think... I see the spider...
Seven: I believe I also see the spider.
Frankie Chestnuts Neelix: "Hello, I'm a Mac."
Seven: "Pardon?"
Neelix: "I said: Hello, I'm a Mac."
Seven: "I thought you were Talaxian?"
Miss Marple ...and then there's the one about a Borg, a Talaxian, and a midget who walk into a bar...
Frankie Chestnuts Seven: "Before I was assimilated, I was an expert in hair and makeup. I swear I was."
Neelix: "I'm not doubting that... It's just that you were SIX YEARS OLD!!!"
Frankie Chestnuts Seven: "Tramp-stamp??? What is a Tramp-stamp???"
Miss Marple Seven, to self: I understand why the Borg passed on Talaxian assimilation.
11001001 Neelix: "I have a thought but it's in the back of my mind. Can you see it?"
11001001 "Neelix to Tuvok: I feel like I'm being watched."
11001001 Neelix to Tuvok: I'm running late but I'll be right there to give my speech on Kazon sects to the security team.
11001001 Neelix: Inspired by that annoying person who talks too much on long road trips.
11001001 Neelix: "So what do you think of my tattoo?"
11001001 As Neelix watches the Kazon ships approach Voyager, 7 of 9 watches the hairs on the back of his neck stand up.
11001001 "Today on 'A Briefing with Neelix', 7 of 9 is here to perform the famous Klingon opera 'Aktuh and Maylota'."
11001001 "Today on 'A Briefing with Neelix', 7 of 9 is here to show us in three easy steps how to disassemble a Borg cube."
11001001 "Today on 'A Briefing with Neelix', 7 of 9 is here to show us in three easy steps how she manages to fit in her uniform."
Frankie Chestnuts Unfortunately for EVERYONE on Voyager, twerking survived well into the 24th century.
11001001 "Today on 'A Briefing with Neelix', I confront 7 of 9 about her cheating in Kadis-kot."
11001001 "Today on 'A Briefing with Neelix', 7 of 9 is here to show us three easy steps for seducing a mate.
11001001 Talaxian warp core breach: 7 of 9 appears to be in the blast radius.
11001001 "Today on 'A Briefing with Neelix', 7 of 9 is here to try my new French bunion soup recipe."
Miss Marple Seven, to self: I understand why the Borg passed on Talaxian assimilation.
Miss Marple Seven: ...and you call this the "Macarena"?
Frankie Chestnuts Twerking... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Chromedome Seven: Yes, it does look like Wesley Crusher now that you mention it.
Chromedome Seven: I said psychology, not proctology.
Bird of Prey Seven: ''Those scratches are quite impressive. Did you and B'Elanna...''
Neelix: ''She attacked me! Not what YOU think!''
Miss Marple To me, this has the potential to generate many bizarre, uncomfortable, and kinky, thoughts and captions.
To Illinois Republican Jack Ryan, former husband of actress Jeri Ryan, it probably generates more thoughts along the lines of a "romantic getaway" nature.
Frankie Chestnuts * SMACK!! *
Neelix: "Thank you, sir... May I have another?"
* SMACK!! *
Neelix: "Thank you, sir... May I have another?"
* SMACK!! *
Neelix: "Thank you, sir... May I have another?"
Frankie Chestnuts Seven: "Neelix, please forgive me... I do not know a lot about fashion... But what does 'KICK ME!' mean?"
Frankie Chestnuts Ass-less Chaps...
IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Miss Marple Nelix, to self: What's the worst that could happen if...?
Miss Marple Seven: Yes, I do have too much time on my hands, why do you inquire?
Miss Marple Seven: Since you ask, I believe that makes your ass look as if it has a high "mass ratio". That was a joke, evocative of how flatulent the crew becomes after meals...
Miss Marple Seven, practicing her interpersonal skills: No, Nelix, I do not believe Kes ever stopped loving you because of an attraction to anyone else. I believe it was based on your personal short-comings...
(Nelix gasps)
Miss Marple Seven, practicing her interpersonal skills: Hello, Nelix. You look concerned. Is it because no one likes your attempts to improve morale?
(Nelix gasps)
Miss Marple Seven, practicing her interpersonal skills: Hello, Nelix. You look concerned. Is it because no one likes your cooking?
Miss Marple Seven: Yes, I believe everybody will notice this, but will be too polite to mention it. They will only speak about it behind your back. Try to pretend that you do not notice... You will have to try better than that.
Miss Marple Seven: Yes, that is disgusting.
Miss Marple Seven: Yes, that makes your ass look fat.
Miss Marple Seven: Yes, the insect is large and poisonous, but it is slow moving and will probably not kill you quickly...
liquidcross Moooooooon riverrrrrr...
Ktasay Seven meets her first live Chi-Pet.

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