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|Bird of Prey||Neelix: "Mr. Vulcan, I am so exited to see you!"
Tuvok: "I can... see that. Very clearly. Unfortunately."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Neelix: “Hey, Mr. Vulcan... Have you ever seen a grown Talaxian naked?”|
|Bird of Prey||Tuvok: "This is even worse than the dream in which *I* was naked!"|
|Miss Marple||FYI: This is what a Vulcan Death Fart actually looks like.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Neelix: “Hey, Mr. Vulcan... Is this urinal taken?"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Neelix: “Hey, Mr. Vulcan... What does that mean: 'No Shoes, No Shirts, No Service'?"
Tuvok: "Please put your pants on..."
|Bird of Prey||Neelix: "Come on, Mr. Vulcan! Let your emotions run wild and have some fun!"
Tuvok: "I can assure you, Mr. Neelix, *if* I were to let my emotions 'run wild', it wouldn't have anything to do with having fun. For neither of us."
|DBB||Tuvok's New Year's resolution was to avoid killing Neelix. And Neelix was going to make it a very long year.|
|Silent Bob||Neelix: "I haven't the foggiest"|
|Bird of Prey||Casual Friday was a full success - except for Tuvok ignoring it completely and Neelix taking it way too far...|
|Bird of Prey||Tuvok: "We Vulcans don't have a concept similar to Hell or Gre'thor. But if we HAD, I can vividly imagine right now how it would be..."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Harry: "Lieutenant Tuvok... I was wondering if you were interested in going to the mess hall and play some Kal-to... DEAR GOD! WHAT'S GOING ON???"|
|Bird of Prey||Neelix: "I bet you didn't expect that THAT part of my body has spots too!"
Tuvok: "To be frank, I never even pondered this issue. And to my horror, I can't think of anything else now."
|Silent Bob||Neelix: "Did somebody order a 'hot sweaty Talaxian, easy on the clothes' sandwich?"|
|PegasusJF||Incident #1249012 where Tuvok almost wished he didn't learn to control his anger.|
|Griff||Is...oh God...is Neelix naked? Urgh...if there was ever a memory to scrub out of my brain with booze, that's the one...|
|N'tran DS 12||"May I ask a personal question?"
"Of course Mr Vulcan."
"What gender are you?"
"Best guess Mr Vulcan."
|Bird of Prey||Neelix: "Are you ignoring me, Tuvok? Are you ignoring me, Tuvok? Are you ignoring me, Tuvok? Are you ignoring me, Tuvok? Are you ignoring me, Tuvok? Are you ignoring me, Tuvok? Are you ignoring me, Tuvok? Are you ignoring me, Tuvok..."|
|Chromedome||"Is it twue what they say about black men ... ohhh ... it's twue, it's twue, it's twue!"
(How did Blazing Saddles get away with that line?)
|Ayni||Neelix : Come on Tuvok ! It's a Sauna you remember ? In a sauna we take off our clothes
Tuvok : The purpose of a sauna is to sweat. It is easier to sweat while dressed. Being naked is ... illogical
|Miss Marple||Neil: … ♫ It's getting hot in here, so hot, so take off all your clothes
I am, getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off
It's getting hot in here, so hot, so take off all your clothes
I am, getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off… ♫
Tuvok: whoa, Nelly
|Bird of Prey||Tuvok: "Mr. Neelix, please cover your... leola root."|
|Bird of Prey||Tuvok: "Were are your clothes?
Neelix: "In the laundry."
Tuvok: "You can replicate fresh clothes any time you want, Mr. Neelix."
Neelix: "Your point being?"
|Chromedome||Tuvok desperately hopes that this is a side effect of the Infinite Improbability Drive and not normality.|
|AdmiralM||"I'm ready for first contact Mr Vulcan."|
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