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ilandra Malcolm is NOT in the middle

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Frankie Chestnuts "In 2151, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These folks promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Federation underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the Enterprise-Team."
Miss Marple Trip: “I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.”
Everybody wished Trip wouldn’t drink so much.
Bird of Prey Archer: "Before anyone calls me sexist because I ordered my female crew members to strip down to their underwear, let me point out that I ordered Lt. Reed to do the same thing!"
Mikey I've been involved in situations like this before, but the one wearing all the leather had a paddle and a hairbrush.
Mikey Shut up, don't judge me. Maybe YOU should try expanding your experience a little.
Miss Marple Hoshi, to self: I wish I got to wear the hot, thigh-high boots…
Malcolm, to self: I wish I got to wear the hot, thigh-high boots… and the leather… and a more flattering neckline...
PegasusJF Star Trek: Statues
Mikey "One of us... one of us..."
Miss Marple Hoshi: They are saying that they have "come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... And they seem to be "all out of bubblegum.”
Archer: I’m out of gum, too. Would a breath mint help?
Hoshi: That’s not what they mean...
Mikey The shipwide broadcast of "Archer's Jazzercise with Klingon Chair Yoga" did not receive the ratings for which he had hoped.
Mikey Archer's Judas Priest cover band failed to win many fans.
PegasusJF Sometimes Orwell's Big Brother let his little brothers and sisters and the weird kid down the hall do the watching.
Frankie Chestnuts Sato: "Captain... What is it? "
Archer: "It's the Olympics."
Sato: "But what IS it?"
Archer: "Curling."
Sato: "Why can't I stop watching it?"
Archer: "I really don' t know..."
Frankie Chestnuts Every Thursday evening... it’s the weekly lottery for choosing who gets to whip Archer’s ass.
And every Thursday evening… it’s standing-room-only.
Frankie Chestnuts Archer, feeling inadequate...
Frankie Chestnuts Hoshi: “How can I have the SECOND-smallest breasts in this scene... God, how I hate that Malcolm.“
Bird of Prey Archer: "Sorry, Admiral. Me and my crew practiced this Irish dance routine for a whole month, now now you are gonna watch it, dammit!"
Chromedome They all looked enviously at the sneak preview of the picture for next month's caption competition ... it was WAY better than then one they were in!
Cyrus Ramsay Mirror-Archer always travels with three concubines and a eunuch.
Chromedome Everything is awesome!
Everything is cool when you're part of a team!
Everything is awesome!
Everything is cool when you're living the dream!
Merat Something is wrong when the Klingon looks the least like a fetish model.
mwhittington It's a sad day when the most masculine being in the bunch is a female Klingon.
Bird of Prey Turns out, Archer was the only one who is NOT too sexy for his shirt...
Bird of Prey Archer: "It's Casual Friday AND Bring Your Klingon To Work Day!"

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