|NASCARtographer||Desperate to milk every last sent out of the once bountiful cash cow, Paramount unsuccessfully put their efforts into the family friendly but ill conceived "Star Trek On Ice."|
|The Geek||Tech on right: "Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!"
Guy in chair: "Oh, shut up."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Ensign 1: "It looks like the 'Tetris' game he was playing is still running."
Ensign 2: "Ooo, ooo... I love that game. Me next!"
|Frankie Chestnuts||Frozen Dude: "HEY! Shut that DAMN DOOR!! It's colder than a witch's nacelle out there!|
|Bird of Prey||Man on the left: ''I am growing sick of being on a starship! Why can't I have an assignment on a space station, like this one here?''
Man on the right: ''What is so much better about a space station?''
Man on the left: ''Just look around! Look as this guy! Here is where all the cool people are!''
|AJ||I don't know what you think you're doing, but shooting this guy in the head seems overkill.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||During the filming of "The Incredibles", a horrible accident occurred when Frozone's freeze ray malfunctioned.|
|NASCARtographer||In retrospect, Starfleet Command regretted its rather poorly worded cancellation of the Psi 2000 Research Project when it issued the command to "Put it on Ice."|
|mwhittington||Spock: Fascinating. Captain, it appears his 20 condoms of China White burst... all over the place.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Spock: "By Grabthar's Hammer!! That must have been SOME party!!"
Frozen Dude: "Hey, guys... Never give up... Never surrender. And please keep it down."
|EMH_MkI||Nimoy: Do you remember that time when I said I'll teach you how to do the Vulcan hand sign when hell freezes over?
Nimoy: I lied.
|mikey||"Dude, that will never work. Your hair dryer isn't even plugged in!"|
|Bird of Prey||''Oh the irony! He froze to death while contemplating which package of frozen food he should thaw...''|
|mwhittington||Spock: Fascinating. Captain, I do believe we found the powdered sugar that the chef complained was missing.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Ensign: "Gotta be the WORST case of dandruff I've ever seen."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Ensign: "Tough way to go... Death by Dandruff..."
Spock: "A little 'Head and Shoulders' would have gone a long way."
|Bird of Prey||Not on every planet the crew of the Enterprise is welcome. Sometimes the reception can be rather frosty.|
|Kogenta||Learn this lesson Ensign, "Don't do cocaine."|
|ChaosKitty5000||Spock: It appears we need a larger hair dryer...
crewmember: Try taking the end cap off, it'll work better.
|C. W. Perkins||Spock: Fascinating, if I were a cannibal I'd be most impressed.
Spock: No trace of freezer burn.
Crewman: You really need a vacation, Mr. Spock.
|Bird of Prey||Man on the left: ''I think we'll need more than just a hair blower to thaw him up again...''|
|The Geek||Tech on right: "According to these readings, Ensign Cokehead succumbed to..."
Tech on left: "A cocaine overdose?"
Tech in right: "... hypothermia."
Tech on left: "Oh! Uh... well... er... I just thought... you know, never mind."
|The Geek||Don't worry, everybody. Keith Richards survived his latest binge.|
|MLCoolJ||To add insult to injury: not only is this man frozen over, he's still on hold with the HP call center.|
|DBB||Set phasers to defrost.|
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