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Chromedome Nimoy persuades a studio executive that the character of Wesley Crusher should NOT be included in the original series.

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Cyrus Ramsay Would Agatha Christie approve of this interpretation of "The Man in the Brown Suit"?
Miss Marple The VERY moment Nimoy realized that he wanted to devote his life to shooting photos of LARGE, NAKED WOMEN.
AJ Safety regulations state that one should never aim a gun at something unless one is prepared to shoot it. Therefore it is logical to assume that I am in fact prepared to shoot you.
PegasusJF Prelude to the Vulcantine's Day Massacre
AJ Look, Pal, I understand you want to wear a hat to cover those ridiculous ears of yours, but the rest of your outfit is nothing but a crime against good taste.
mwhittington Spock: This is a Thompson submachine gun chambered in .45 Automatic Colt Pistol, with a rate of fire of 600 to 700 rounds per minute, with a muzzle velocity of 950 feet per second. It could easily remove your cranium from your torso. Therefore you must ask yourself this query: Am I experiencing good fortune?
Horta not Vorta Mr Trump, sign your resignation....or else.
Bird of Prey Spock: "I KNOW you have candy in your desk drawer! Give it to me1"
woodside Vulcans take trick or treat SERIOUSLY.
Miss Marple Spock: So, what's the beef ya got against Frankie Chestnuts? He ain't won no Caption Competition all year, and yuuz all givin 'em nuttin' but crap...
Oxmyx: Well to start, you ARE using a double negative...
Frankie Chestnuts Oxmyx: "You're a funny guy."
Spocko: "Let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me. I'm a little f***ed up maybe. But I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f***in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
Miss Marple Oxmyx: Why do you need such a big gun?
Spock: I am very insecure.
Bird of Prey Spock: "Starfleet has a quite chaotic uniform policy right now. There are our usual brightly colored shirts, then there a the blue uniforms with metal stripes, as worn on some ships like the Discovery - and just this morning we got the order to wear this here!"
Dean There is just one question you have to ask yourself "do I feel logical?" well do ya?
Mikey "Yes, this hat which doesn't cover my ears IS supposed to part of my disguise, why do you ask?"
Mikey "Alright, Oxmyx... around here, biggest pocket square wins, see?"
RogueSkyknight It's hard to tell from the picture, but the only thing holding up Spock's hat is his ears.
Miss Marple It looks like ladies were not the ONLY victims of Harvey Weinstein.
PHRobertson "Mister Okmyx, I feel I should inform you that making fun of the size of a person's hat while the wearer of said hat is holding a fully-loaded automatic weapon is... highly illogical."
MLCoolJ Spock: Was it your idea to broadcast "Star Trek: Discovery" on CBS All-Access instead of regular cable?
Oxmyx: Well, yes, but--
*BOOM*
jg Spock: I told you i had a particular set of skills. Skills i acquired over a lifetime. Skills that made me a nightmarenfor people like you. But you dodnt believe me and here we are.
jg It was the Vulcan, with a Thompson submachine gun, in the study.
Miss Marple Nimoy: Terry Pratchett wore a fedora.
mckinneyc "Remain motionless see. Don't be illogical see"

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