|mwhittington||Star Trek: Deep Space Whine!|
|Miss Marple||Crimes of Fashion... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!|
|Admiral Dunsel||AARRGGHHHHHH! I DON' WANNNA LOOK LIKE WESLEY CRUSHER!!!
|Frankie Chestnuts||Misbehavers at "Dr. Seuss Land".|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Shot-Nosed Brat: "I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Shot-Nosed Brat: "I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA... DON'T MAKE ME WEAR THE MAN-BODICE."|
Not one of the better parenting styles.
|Frankie Chestnuts||William Shatner's 'Transformed Man' is being re-released on vinyl???!!!
|Miss Marple||Turns out herpes is actually NOT the worst outcome of unprotected sex.|
|DBB||I said, show me your "war face," not your "coldest-toilet-seat-ever face."|
|N'tran DS 12||"I'm the result of Trip's pregnency?! Ahhhh!!"|
|Foxbat||"They cancelled Firefly?!"|
|Sondak||Thought he was "venting drive plasma" but it turned out to be a "warp core breach".|
|Bird of Prey||What idiot did bring his kid to Betazoid wedding? Now the poor boy is traumatized for life!|
|jg||Neelix's Warp Core Chili usually strikes instantly and without warning.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||"I see a little silhouetto of a man..."
Need we say any more?
|Frankie Chestnuts||Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of Rainbow Skittles burst?|
|mwhittington||Wear the Rainbow! Taste the Rainbow!|
The only thing worse that watching something Shatner directed is listening to him sing.
|Guybrush||My reaction after the new Trek films went back in time and erased all the events I grew up watching on the shows.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||The first certified Male Diva: "Why are there no fresh flowers in my dressing room?? NO FRESH FLOWERS!!! And I wanted SKITTLES!!! SKITTLES not M&M's. And there was rye bread on my cold cut platter. RYE BREAD! I WANTED WHITE!! And I SPECIFICALLY requested RC COLA!! Not Pepsi. I HATE FRIGGIN' PEPSI."|
"...and here we are at Sea World. Jerome was a little over-tired here. I think he had one too many Slurpees by this time. He was better after he had a little nap."
"OOH... Here's when we were sitting in the Shamu's Splash Zone!"
|Frankie Chestnuts||Little Frankie Chestnuts after not winning his first DITL Caption Competition.
Little did anyone know that in 7 short years he would be the most well known and decorated captioneer of all time.
|Bird of Prey||Kid: ''No!!! DON'T LET WILLIAM SHATNER AT THE KARAOKE MACHINE!!''|
|Miss Marple||NOT SPOCK!
Kill off all the Crawleys you want, but not SPOCK!
Damn you, Downton Abbey!!!!!!!!!!
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