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Frankie Chestnuts Janeway: "Well, first there was POTUS, which stood for “President of the United States” and SCOTUS: "Supreme Court of the United States", and FLOTUS which was the “First Lady of the United States”. Then there was SCROTUS, which was an acronym used to exclusively describe a Republican Presidential Nominee from the early 21st Century."

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Cyrus Ramsay "You haven't seen our starship, have you? I'm sure we parked it somewhere around here."
Miss Marple Tom, I TOLD you I'ld take you for ice-cream, and I'm TAKING you for ice-cream, so tell the nice man what you want.
Frankie Chestnuts Paris: "Just look at her... Confident... She says what she thinks... Demands attention... A natural leader... But her hands are SO SMALL!"
Frankie Chestnuts Alien: "Well, what is it you want?"
Janeway: "We want.....
(pregnant pause)
A SHRUBBERY!!!!"
Paris: "One that looks nice."
Miss Marple Janeway: My, what an impressive baton you have.
Guard, to self: I'm so happy she didn't mention my oversized cummerbund!!!
Mr. President Janeway, her arms wide. Officer, his face indifferent.
Frankie Chestnuts Janeway: "Well, hello there... Is that a night stick in your pocket, or are you-"
Guard: "-yes it is. And I say Mr. Paris... That is a FINE phaser you have in YOUR pocket!"
Paris: "Errr... Thanks?"
Bodhi Janeway: "Excuse me sir, we're looking for a planet, goes by the name of Earth, have you seen it?"
Bodhi Janeway: "Excuse me officer, I'm looking for one of my crew, an Ensign Upp, first name Beemy. Can you help?"
Paris: *snigger*
Bird of Prey Janeway: ''Hello? Mister? Do you hear me??''
Paris: ''Look at his chest insignia, Captain. He is currently rebooting.''
Miss Marple Sorry ma’am, but at the Intergalactic House of Pancakes, you need to wait to be seated.
RogueSkyknight "...Captain KATHRYN Janeway... of the starship Voyager...HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM?!?"
Frankie Chestnuts Janeway: "I just don't understand... Why CAN'T we get a table for two?"
Guard: "Because I'm Chief of Security... And this isn't a restaurant."
M. Terry What does it take to get a good cup of coffee around here?
Chromedome Do you need legal representation when you sue the costume department?
jg Man on left: My Gods, does she ever shut up. We get it, you're a vegan and you vape.
Horta not Vorta Can find his a** with both hands
MLCoolJ And Round #47 of the Intergalactic Staring Contest begins...now!
jg Man on left: I haveno clue what she is talking about, but if just stand here and nod, maybe she'll go away.
Bird of Prey Janeway: ''We need a cupboard, this wide. Preferably walnut, but oak would be fine too.''
Paris: ''I am so glad that they also have IKEA in the Delta Quadrant!''
Bird of Prey Genius Bar dude: ''How can I help you?''
Janeway: ''Nothing specific - I am just amazed to find an Apple Store in the Delta Quadrant! Did your company really expand that far, or are you just a cheap knock-off?"
Bird of Prey Janeway: ''Have you seen Mr. Neelix?''
Police officer: ''Yes, but you can't have him back. He is our fashion designer now.''
Chromedome "Welcome to Planet WalMart, home of the badly dressed."
Miss Marple So this isn't just a Halloween thing, and you dress like this ALL THE TIME?

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