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Cyrus Ramsay "Say 'Hello'to my little friend".
Cyrus Ramsay "I knew it was a mistake to buy a prosthetic arm from Quark."
Frankie Chestnuts "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Bodhi "OK, listen up! You guys are going to write a good Ferengi episode or else!!!"
AdmiralM The Dabo girls wont be laughing at me when they see size of this torpedo.
N'tran DS 12 The day I learned to love The Bomb.
Bird of Prey Ferengi: ''Delivery by torpedo! Why didn't I think of that sooner!? This way, the customers will ALWAYS get their slug pizzas on time!''
Frankie Chestnuts Ferengi (under his breath): "...poor negotiator my ass!"
Chromedome The Ferengi eagerly prepare for Donald Trump's military spending spree.
PegasusJF "This is my weapon, there are many like but this one is mine."
RedDwarfian Gentlemen, stand back. I got this.
AJ "Nuclear weapon for sale! Nuclear weapon for sale! Who wants to buy a nuclear weapon?"
Miss Marple James Bond: “Do you expect me to talk?”
Gold-pressed-latinum-finger: “No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!”
Bird of Prey ''Oh, no! Not again! Whenever the negotiations with our business partners are about to reach a favorable conclusion, YOU have to step in and torpedo everything!''
AJ They see me rollin', they hatin'
Frankie Chestnuts The Ferengi unveil their MOAT: "The Mother Of All Torpedoes"
Miss Marple He had waited outside that "occupied" toilet LONG ENOUGH.
Mikey (muttering:) "Who's got small lobes now?!"
Frankie Chestnuts OVERCOMPENSATION:
No, it's not the missile. It's the two wading pools he uses as "lobe-pieces”.
Chromedome "Delivery for Mr. Kim Jong Un ..."
Miss Marple ROOM SERVICE!!!!!!!
Miss Marple Unfortunately, on Ferenginar, the "Mile High Club" had quite a different meaning.
MLCoolJ Unfortunately for him, this torpedo was made by the ACME Corporation.
Admiral Dunsel Marvin, using the Illudium Q-36 Space Modulator, attempts to destroy the Earth because "it obstructs my view of Venus".

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