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|ilandra||Malcolm is NOT in the middle|
|Frankie Chestnuts||"In 2151, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These folks promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Federation underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the Enterprise-Team."|
|Miss Marple||Trip: “I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.”
Everybody wished Trip wouldn’t drink so much.
|Bird of Prey||Archer: "Before anyone calls me sexist because I ordered my female crew members to strip down to their underwear, let me point out that I ordered Lt. Reed to do the same thing!"|
|Mikey||I've been involved in situations like this before, but the one wearing all the leather had a paddle and a hairbrush.|
|Mikey||Shut up, don't judge me. Maybe YOU should try expanding your experience a little.|
|Miss Marple||Hoshi, to self: I wish I got to wear the hot, thigh-high boots…
Malcolm, to self: I wish I got to wear the hot, thigh-high boots… and the leather… and a more flattering neckline...
|PegasusJF||Star Trek: Statues|
|Mikey||"One of us... one of us..."|
|Miss Marple||Hoshi: They are saying that they have "come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... And they seem to be "all out of bubblegum.”
Archer: I’m out of gum, too. Would a breath mint help?
Hoshi: That’s not what they mean...
|Mikey||The shipwide broadcast of "Archer's Jazzercise with Klingon Chair Yoga" did not receive the ratings for which he had hoped.|
|Mikey||Archer's Judas Priest cover band failed to win many fans.|
|PegasusJF||Sometimes Orwell's Big Brother let his little brothers and sisters and the weird kid down the hall do the watching.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Sato: "Captain... What is it? "
Archer: "It's the Olympics."
Sato: "But what IS it?"
Sato: "Why can't I stop watching it?"
Archer: "I really don' t know..."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Every Thursday evening... it’s the weekly lottery for choosing who gets to whip Archer’s ass.
And every Thursday evening… it’s standing-room-only.
|Frankie Chestnuts||Archer, feeling inadequate...
|Frankie Chestnuts||Hoshi: “How can I have the SECOND-smallest breasts in this scene... God, how I hate that Malcolm.“|
|Bird of Prey||Archer: "Sorry, Admiral. Me and my crew practiced this Irish dance routine for a whole month, now now you are gonna watch it, dammit!"|
|Chromedome||They all looked enviously at the sneak preview of the picture for next month's caption competition ... it was WAY better than then one they were in!|
|Cyrus Ramsay||Mirror-Archer always travels with three concubines and a eunuch.|
|Chromedome||Everything is awesome!
Everything is cool when you're part of a team!
Everything is awesome!
Everything is cool when you're living the dream!
|Merat||Something is wrong when the Klingon looks the least like a fetish model.|
|mwhittington||It's a sad day when the most masculine being in the bunch is a female Klingon.|
|Bird of Prey||Turns out, Archer was the only one who is NOT too sexy for his shirt...|
|Bird of Prey||Archer: "It's Casual Friday AND Bring Your Klingon To Work Day!"|
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