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Caption Competition

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Winner

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Admiral Dunsel A favorite part of the schoolchildren's Dr. Seuss holo-books is when the 'Alien-in-Blue' introduces Picard 1 and Picard 2.

Special Mention

Name Caption
Miss Marple Crimes of Fashion... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!
Frankie Chestnuts
One of these things is not like the other.
One of these things just doesn't belong...
Mr. X I'm singularly impressed.
Frankie Chestnuts Alien: "NADDAFINGA!!"
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(Be sure to watch 'A Christmas Story' this month.)
Frankie Chestnuts Alien: "Remember Captains... Periwinkle is the NEW BLACK this season."
jg Double the pleasure, double the fun
Miss Marple Picard, whispering: That's the FLATTEST codpiece I've EVER seen.
Picard, whispering back: True dat!
Frankie Chestnuts Picard #1 (whispering): "Will you look at that cranium. Think he's trying to overcompensate for something?"
Picard #2 (whispering): "And just LOOK at that outfit... It's SO last year!"
Frankie Chestnuts Thinking he's seeing double, the alien performs the "Eye Self-Test".
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Alien: "How many fingers do I see now?"
mikey "First, neither of us will tolerate that sort of rudeness. Second, you're using the wrong finger."
MLCoolJ Alien: And there you have it: a life-sized action figure of you, Captain. What do you think?
Picard: That's it. No more "Captain Picard Day."
Blast on Phools Picard: 'Your not going to go mental like Rikers doppelgänger did are you?!'
Picard: 'Good heavens no! I may start drinking coffee though, I should also get married I guy my age still single, they'll start saying I'm gay'
Picard: You are Gay. *smirk*
Picard: !?!?!?
AJ Alien, "There are TWO Picards!"
Frankie Chestnuts Tell me if you've heard this one before:
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An alien, a ship's captain and a clone walked into a bar...
N'tran DS 12 A Man Alone....NOT.
Frankie Chestnuts Alien: "Alright guys... First rule for becoming a member of the Blue Man Group... YA GOTTA BE WEARING BLUE!!!"
Frankie Chestnuts Alien: "I tell you... I gotta cut out the egg nog. I'm seeing double."
OprimtusKR I watched E.T., I will have you fixed up in no time.
PegasusJF To those of us who have won only one caption competition, the day will come when will have two!
Bird of Prey ''Shoot him! I am the real Picard!''
''No, shoot HIM! I am Captain Picard!''
''Guys? This is just my finger, not a gun.''
Frankie Chestnuts
Meet Jean Luc, who's lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Johnny’s only seen the sights
A guy can see from Brooklyn Heights — What a crazy pair!
But they're Captains,
Identical Captains and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike —
You can lose your mind,
When Captains are two of a kind!

"The Cpt. Picard Show"
Blaston Phools Picard to Data: A purely hypothetical question. If I had sex with my own clone would it be considered masterbation?
PHRobertson ♫ Aliens to the left of me... clones to the right...
Here I am... stuck in the middle with you... ♫
jg alien: remember, there can be only one.

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