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Miss Marple Crimes of Fashion... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!
Admiral Dunsel AARRGGHHHHHH! I DON' WANNNA LOOK LIKE WESLEY CRUSHER!!!
AARRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Frankie Chestnuts Misbehavers at "Dr. Seuss Land".
Frankie Chestnuts Shot-Nosed Brat: "I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA."
Frankie Chestnuts Shot-Nosed Brat: "I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA... DON'T MAKE ME WEAR THE MAN-BODICE."
Frankie Chestnuts Free-Range...
Not one of the better parenting styles.
Frankie Chestnuts William Shatner's 'Transformed Man' is being re-released on vinyl???!!!
NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!!!!!
Miss Marple Turns out herpes is actually NOT the worst outcome of unprotected sex.
DBB I said, show me your "war face," not your "coldest-toilet-seat-ever face."
N'tran DS 12 "I'm the result of Trip's pregnency?! Ahhhh!!"
Foxbat "They cancelled Firefly?!"
Sondak Thought he was "venting drive plasma" but it turned out to be a "warp core breach".
Bird of Prey What idiot did bring his kid to Betazoid wedding? Now the poor boy is traumatized for life!
jg Neelix's Warp Core Chili usually strikes instantly and without warning.
Frankie Chestnuts "I see a little silhouetto of a man..."
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Need we say any more?
Frankie Chestnuts Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of Rainbow Skittles burst?
mwhittington Wear the Rainbow! Taste the Rainbow!
Frankie Chestnuts "NOOOOOOO!!!"
The only thing worse that watching something Shatner directed is listening to him sing.
Guybrush My reaction after the new Trek films went back in time and erased all the events I grew up watching on the shows.
Frankie Chestnuts The first certified Male Diva: "Why are there no fresh flowers in my dressing room?? NO FRESH FLOWERS!!! And I wanted SKITTLES!!! SKITTLES not M&M's. And there was rye bread on my cold cut platter. RYE BREAD! I WANTED WHITE!! And I SPECIFICALLY requested RC COLA!! Not Pepsi. I HATE FRIGGIN' PEPSI."
Frankie Chestnuts *CLICK-click*
"...and here we are at Sea World. Jerome was a little over-tired here. I think he had one too many Slurpees by this time. He was better after he had a little nap."
*CLICK-click*
"OOH... Here's when we were sitting in the Shamu's Splash Zone!"
Frankie Chestnuts Little Frankie Chestnuts after not winning his first DITL Caption Competition.
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Little did anyone know that in 7 short years he would be the most well known and decorated captioneer of all time.
Bird of Prey Kid: ''No!!! DON'T LET WILLIAM SHATNER AT THE KARAOKE MACHINE!!''
Miss Marple NOT SPOCK!
Kill off all the Crawleys you want, but not SPOCK!
Damn you, Downton Abbey!!!!!!!!!!

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