Search
Mobile Site Shops eMail Author Caption Comp Monthly Poll Sudden Death Colour Key Statistics Cookie Usage
Ships Fleets Weaponry Species People Timelines Calculators Photo Galleries
Stations Design Lineage Size Charts Battles Science / Tech Temporal Styling Maps / Politics
Articles Reviews Lists Recreation Search Site Guide What's New Forum
Ship
Related
Constitution
Class Starships
Klingon
Battlecruiser
Klingon
Bird of Prey
Magazine
Capacity
NX Class
Phase Cannon
Sovereign
Changes
Star Trek
: Discovery
The
Defiant
The USS
Franklin
Culture /
Philosophy
Borg
History

Money

Monoculture
Religion
in Trek
Technology
Levels
The Ba'Ku
Land Grab
Trills
/ Dax
General
Technology
Abrams
Speed!

Antimatter

Phasers
Romulan
Warp Drive
The
Holodeck
Torpedo
Yields
Transwarp
Theories
Tri-cobalt
device
Warp in a
Solar System
Warp Speed
Anomalies
Energy
And Power
D'Deridex Class
Weapon Power
Galaxy Class
Shield Strength
Galaxy Class
Total Output
Galaxy Class
Weapon Output
Genesis
Weapon Power
Husnock Warship
Weapon Power
Intrepid Class
Total Output
TOS Type 2 Phaser
Weapon Power
Trilithium Torpedoes
Weapon Power

Miscellaneous
Dangling
Threads
Enterprise
Ramblings
Eugenics
War Dates
Franz Joseph's
Star Trek
Here be
Remans?
Live fast...
Write Badly

Maps

Materials
Nemesis
Script
Random
Musings
Scaling
Issues
Size of the
Federation

Stardates
The Ceti Alpha
Conundrum
The Size of
Starfleet
Trek XI
Issues
EnterEntriesHonour role
PreviousLast monthVote

Caption Competition

Last Month

Caption comp image

Winner

Name Caption
AJ Apparently, there is something off-screen that Odo finds absolutely fascinating, and Sisko finds incredibly boring.

Special Mention

Name Caption
Frankie Chestnuts Sisko and Odo, posing for the cover of GQ... Geek's Quarterly.
Frankie Chestnuts "In 2363, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Bajorian underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The DS-9 Team."
Frankie Chestnuts Sisko: "Odo... Eyes front. You're peeing on my leg."
Cyrus Ramsay Star Trek: Brokeback Mountain
Bird of Prey The Man and the Changeling Who Stare at Goats
N'tran DS 12 Jadzia complained that someone had drilled a peephole into her shower.
Sisko said that he and Odo would look into it.
Bird of Prey Jadzia: ''...and now look away while I take off my regular uniform and put on this 23rd century mini-skirt. Oh, and Odo? Don't think I won't notice it if you form eyes on the back of your head!''
Frankie Chestnuts Famous Duos:
Crockett and Tubbs
Bert & Ernie
Jake & Elwood
Holmes & Watson
Buzz & Woody
Jay & Silent Bob
Sisko & Odo
.
Wait a sec… Sisko and Odo?
Turner & Hooch, yeah… Turner and Hooch.
Bird of Prey Sisko: ''Odo...''
Odo: ''I am still angry at you. You almost drank me!''
Sisko: ''And I am sorry about that. But it was honestly just an accident.''
Odo: ''Yes, I know. But after taking one sip, you spit it out again and told Quark that your drink tastes absolutely disgusting! THAT'S what makes me really furious!''
The Geek The moment after Sisko asked Odo if he could be Jennifer for an hour or two.
The Geek The moment after Sisko asked if Odo could be Jennifer for an hour or two.
Bird of Prey Odo: ''I tried wearing a Bajoran earring, and it left a scratch! Look!''
stevewd57 What do you mean we're unemployed?
The Geek Odo: "Well, I give up."
Sisko: "It's been six hours. If we haven't found him by now, then I suppose we never will."
Odo: "Waldo... maybe Morn has seen him."
Bird of Prey Quark: ''Why are you two silently starring at me like that? Whatever it was, I didn't do it! Okay, I did do it, but I didn't know... Okay okay, I admit that I was fully aware of the possible consequences! I am so sorry! Please have mercy! Please!''
Sisko: ''You were right Odo. This *is* fun.''
Frankie Chestnuts Odo "But what does it mean?”
Sisko: "The painting embodies "freedom," but I would also add that it's a freedom associated with jazz and freeing the body from physical and social constraints. In this sense, Jackson Pollock's drip paintings create a space for freedom of expression in the fine arts, much like the Beat Generation did in the 1950s on earth."
Odo: "But what does it mean?"
Miss Marple A night out drinking with the boys …really quite boring since synthehol doesn’t give people the same "collapse of inhabiition” as alcohol does.
mikey "Yes, commander, I see it too... you will be captain. But nothing is free... I foresee that promotion costing you your hair."
MR. WORF Sisko & Odo look blankly at the panel as the Auto Destruct count down goes lower and lower.
Each man afraid to ask who has the abort code .
AdmiralM Sisko and Odo look on in disbelief "TRUMP WON?!"
Frankie Chestnuts Sisko and Odo just can't take their eyes off of the train wreck called: The Trump Presidency.
AdmiralM Sisko asks"So Odo being a changeling what bathroom do you use?"
MR. WORF Odo & Sisko look in disbelief as the Oscar for Best Picture is miss read.
PHRobertson Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you, the triumphant return of the Annual DS9 Musical Statues Competition, now down to its final two competitors!

Entries : 75People : 0


Copyright Graham Kennedy Page views : 815 Last updated : 1 Mar 2017