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Admiral  Dunsel Shh! Don't be shocked by this, but I'm secretly Batgirl, working undercover.
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Frankie Chestnuts "Hold on right there buddy... Are you a cop?"
Bird of Prey It may not be easy being green, but at least the green girls are easy!
Frankie Chestnuts A rare instance when Kirk realizes he's NOT the one in the room with his shirt off.
Bird of Prey Kirk: ''Are you good at gardening?''
Orion: ''You could say that I have a green thumb. In fact, I even have two! Shall I show you what I can do with them?''
Miss Marple Kirk: Well, I'm a lot more comfortable with "spooning" than "sporking".
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "Um... Er... Have you seen my Space Cowboy Boots?"
Frankie Chestnuts Moral: CAUTION
Sometimes that pretty green bush is poison ivy.
Frankie Chestnuts Marta: "You've GOT to tell me... Is that beautiful Communications Officer of yours seeing anyone special?"
Miss Marple BTW: It is much easier to be a Libertarian than to be a member of the Green Party.
Miss Marple So, to clarify, when you say you’re "felling the burn"… is that a political thing, or just "code" for herpes?
Chromedome My little Orion girl, says "Baby just you shut your mouth!"
(apologies to Daavid Bowie)
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "...so you're saying you CAN'T adjust your color balance."
Miss Marple Kirk is wondering which card he should charge this on... His "Discovery Card" gives free miles, but his “Woman Card” gives him at least 21% cash back on all goods and services.
AJ Star Trek production designers often borrow sets from My Little Pony for financial reasons.
Bird of Prey Kirk: ''Finally, my wildest fantasies come true! Kiss me!''
Orion (with the voice of Bones): ''I don't know what you see, Jim, but you should better lay down again, until your hallucinations are over!''
C.W.Perkins Who's this 'Kermit' you kept moaning about when we were doing it?
C.W.Perkins No, I'm human like you. I just ate way too many green jellybeans as a child.
mikey "Green? I'm not green, Captain... you just need to stop sampling the mushrooms on every damned planet you land on."
Miss Marple Marta: I must warn you that I looked better before they did the digital remastering.
Kirk: So did I. Everybody did.
Chromedome Kirk tries to camouflage himself on the bed.
Bird of Prey Bones: ''I don't believe it! Jim is rejecting the amorous advances made by a hot alien chick?''
Spock: ''Shoot him! He must be an impostor!"
Chromedome Yay! This inflatable Kirk doll is just what I wanted for Christmas!
C.W.Perkins Captain's personal log, star date unknown, didn't bring any protection and only hope that this green is natural and not a result of her having a STD. Bones would never let me live this down if I came back to the ship and told him that my urine wasn't the only thing that turned green.
McFortner Kirk: I'd love to, my dear, but I'm afraid Batman would kick my ass.

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