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|Brian Phillips||Wixiban wanted to recruit Neelix into the talaxian army, but Neelix was just too green.|
|Tiberius||Warning: This product may be radioactive. Symptoms include:
*Spots on the skin
If affected, go away, nobody likes you.
|Roman||Neelix: Well I managed to get back in time and Steal Kirk's 'Mojo'. But it seemed to have a disasterous effect on the time line as a third of the galaxy's population disappeared.|
|Mikey||"I guarantee that this is the very last drop - there won't be one ounce of continuity left for the next 'Trek' franchise!"|
|Kennex||I told you not to buy Peckham spring water|
|Hugh Jass||It's Flubber|
|BikerWolf||Neelix: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU 'ACCIDENTALLY LIQUIFIED KERMIT THE FROG'?!"|
|Matt Gronig||You haven't seen a robot, one eyed woman and a young bloke. They were running a way from a large worm|
|Redjac||Neelix: No, my diet totally allows this. Plasma doesn't have any carbs whatsoever.|
|Lucky Strike||I'm telling you, green glowing things are making a comeback in caption competitions.|
|ZebulaNebula||Neelix: I've got the radioactive material; did you remember to bring the spider?|
|Saribro||Neelix: That green glowy effect thingy is so worth the sterility.|
|Captain Nathan||Nelix, The Talaxian Ghostbuster: "...put this in here, set the dial, press this button...and when the light is green, the trap is clean."|
|Griddles||Talaxian: Was it hard to steal?
Neelix: It's not that easy, being green.
|The Wormhole||Talaxian: "What's in there?"
Neelix: "Pop-out snakes. We're going to play Snakes on a Starship."
|DBB||Nelix: "100% pure bottled talent. I stole it from some Star Trek writers years ago."|
|XZB||The DITL caption competitions are so timely. This week the picture has a glowing green thing in reference to Superman. Next week Naomi Wildman kills Captian Janeway ala "The Omen."|
|Lister||It's called a cryptex|
|Lister||Neelix: You say that this will be tasty and have all vitamins and minerals needed for the Crew?
Trader: Yes. Soylent green will solve all your problems
|Pinky & the Brain||Neelix fell for the superglue on cannister joke yet again|
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