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|Jez||In one fell swoop Paris found Waldo, Carmen Sandiego, Hoffa, Godot, and the man who stole his wallet.|
|Thöme||You can clearly see, it's a French cafe. The one on the extreme right is a dead giveaway.|
|Thöme||Not pictured: Snails waiting to be eaten.|
|Miss Marple||It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your children are?|
|Miss Marple||Cheers... IN SPAAAAACE|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Alien on Right: "Wow! I think you hit that a bit hard. I didn't know a cue ball could do that much damage."
Paris: "Sorry, I must have accidently disengaged the safety protocols... You alright Harry?"
Harry: "Has anyone seen my testicle?"
|Frankie Chestnuts||From the left:
French Resistance Fighter
Local French Barkeep
Typical French Pool Shark
Colorful French Town-Folk
|Frankie Chestnuts||Paris: "Alright everyone... Say Cheese!"
Harry: "Ha, ha, ha... That cracks me up every time they do that."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Harry: "Tom... What stinks?"
Paris: "Hey!! They're French... YOU wanted realistic."
|Mr. President||How would you like to owe these guys money?|
|Mr. President||"Oh my god, what have you done with the billiardarian ambassador??"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Pool Shark: "What the Hell IS that thing?"
Alien: "Not to worry... That's just a Hirogen Honey Badger... He don't care."
|Guybrush||"Dom-jat? No, our Dom-jat tables were replaced after an unfortunate incident between a Naussican and a young balding cadet."|
|Nerd907||Accordionist: Why, hello there, Captain Picard!
Hustler: Care to join us in a game of billiards?
Picard: Certainly. Where's a cue stick I can- wait, you're the guy who stabbed me in the heart over twenty years ago!
|RedDwarfian||Probability of the alien on the right killing someone in the next minute: 37.8%
Probability of the alien on the right killing the accordion player with the slimy grin on his face within the next 5 minutes: 93.4%
|Bird of Prey||Try to swim in THIS pool, Michael Phelps!|
|Miss Marple||The Planeteers all agreed: We must summon Captain Planet!|
|Miss Marple||Eco-villains left to right:
|Frankie Chestnuts||Alien: "Ahh... THIS is the 'Parisian'. It's an 8 footer, one full inch solid slate. Solid pecan construction. It ALSO comes with these four quaint cardboard 'French Locals'. Isn't the accordionist cute. We call him 'Antoine'."|
|kent||I found Waldo!!!!|
|PHRobertson||The Galaxy's most underwhelming Strip Club.|
|Foxbat||Play the accordion, go to jail... THAT'S THE LAW!!!|
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