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|Frankie Chestnuts||Troi: "Not to worry... She wasn't a 'Regular'."
*Data and Picard slowly look up at Troi*
|Miss Marple||Troy to self: I TOLD him if he kept doing that his face would freeze like that and he didn't believe me.|
|DBB||Data: I believe it is a humancicle.
Data: It was a joke. An allusion to the frozen treat 'popcicle.' I substituted 'pop' for 'human' in this circumstance. The young ensign here was frozen so I accessed my new humor subroutines and determined...
Data: Sorry, sir.
Troi: I heard something about a popcicle. Is there a chocolate one?
|Miss Marple||Troi: "No, the Polar-Fleecian Ambassador has just fainted.
-That "pilling"is just a sign of his age. DON'T PULL THAT!
Data & Picard to selves: "that is unusually unattractive" & "I believe I just vomited a little in my mount"
Troi: and he is an empath.
|Frankie Chestnuts||Data: "Captain, She appears to be frozen."
Troi: "Ooo, ooo... Let me see."
Picard: "What could be the cause, Mr. Data?"
Troi: "Outta the way... Let me by."
Data: "Difficult to determine... It is most perplexing."
Troi: "I wanna see... What's it like?"
Picard: "Counselor... If you don't shut up, we will beam you 100 meters off the starboard bow and you find out exactly what it's like."
|Blaston Phools||*Please enter your laboured Star Trek related Pun here*|
|Worf||Data ! That's one hell of a cold your spreading !!!!|
|nerd86||The Geek, Mr. President, and Miss Marple discovered Nerd86's body when the Caption Comp finally updated. Frankie Chestnuts suggested they eat the body... there was much rejoicing.|
|nerd86||Data: He froze himself with the hope that his terminal illness might be cured some time in the future.
Picard: That is the second saddest thing I've ever heard.
Troi: What is the first?
Picard: The Caption Comp is now monthly.
|Miss Marple||Sorry nerd86: I AM a vegetarian, and unbeknownst to you, I may be your mother... There may be other reasons I would not participate in eating the frozen food.|
|Miss Marple||Troi to self: How could this have happened? It makes no sense.
He changed out of the red shirt just like I told him...
|Miss Marple||Picard: Quickly - bring me some of those tree-shaped car air-fresheners!
What? We haven't any? Well they don' t HAVE to be tree shaped.
Anything tasteful will be fine!
|Guybrush||In the 24th century dandruff has developed into a serious illness.|
|Jacob||Cold Fusion gone horribly wrong.|
|PegasusJF||Data: According to the suicide note he left in his hand sir, he felt that waiting another month for who would make the funniest punchline was just too much to bear..."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Troi: "Looks like Geordi's been here again."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Picard: "Data, I suggest you report to Engineering and have Geordi run a diagnostic. I've never seen such a severe reaction to someone's breath before."
Data: "I DID just have my oil changed at Pep Boys."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Data: "Wish you were here Hermione. We need you... Now, more than ever."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Data: The last entry in her personal log says: 'I wonder what will happen if I open this door?'.|
|Mr. President||Data: "He is dead, sir."
Picard: "Well, at least he never got to see 'Code of Honor'."
Troi: "Or 'Justice'."
Data: "Or 'Haven'."
Picard: "Or 'Skin of Evil'."
Troi: "Or 'We'll Always Have Paris'."
Data: "Or 'The Child'."
Picard: "Or 'The Royale'."
Troi: "Or 'The Icarus Factor'."
Data: "Or 'Shades of Gray'."
Picard: "Or, really, any randomly episode from the first two seasons. *pause* Lieutenant Torres, you lucky, lucky bastard."
|jg||Troi: All I said is that he needed to take a chill pill.|
|nerd86||Man: Is it, the f-f-future, did it w-w-work?
Data: No, locking yourself in a freezer at the Comic Con does not allow you to travel into the future.
Man: Well, at least I get to meet you guys.
Picard: We're cosplayers.
|jg||Picard: This is why I keep telling the crew. Do not press the little red button.|
|Mr. President||Stewart: "Brent, Marina, this guy's got even less life in him than your careers after Star Trek."|
|Miss Marple||Bored stiff... Frozen stiff... Really what's the difference?|
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