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Miss Marple Sulu: OH, MYYYYY!

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nerd86 After working his way through the entire female staff of the Enterprise, Kirk resorted to propositioning the male crew members.
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "Don't let it get to you... Lt. Rand always turned me down also."
Miss Marple Look, when I left that "Credit advance slip" on your dresser, I didn't mean to offend you. You're a hard worker...
Miss Marple Try to think of it as "What happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas". I know I do.
Miss Marple Kirk to self: I can see right through this ear to the other side.
nerd86 What are you willing to do for your promotion, Lieutenant? Or should I say, Commander?
Bishop Seeing Scotty in his kilt had differing effects on people. Some screamed, some ran away, some pulled a phaser, and some jumped out the nearest airlock. On the rare occasion some (like this poor fellow) fell into a catatonic shock.
The Geek Kirk: "So that was the second time I got crabs."
Guy: "Please let go of me."
The Geek Kirk: "You know, you and me standing here like this reminds me of an old Earth ditty..."
Guy: "Oh, please, no..."
Kirk: "Picture yourself on a boat on a river..."
Guy: (Dies a little more on the inside)
The Geek Kirk: "There. Was that so bad?"
Guy: "I'll never think of 'pattycake' the same way again."
Ty.G James T. Kirk goes to visit his younger brother Raymond Kirk.
mwhittington Kirk: You've got to face the facts: You'll NEVER be as awesome as me! I'm taller, I'm better looking, and I ALWAYS get the girls!
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "I'm so sorry Lieutenant... You understood when we started this that I just wanted to 'experiment'. Remember ...no promises."
Miss Marple Kirk: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "Joey... do you like movies about gladiators?"
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "Don't let it get to you... It happens to ALL men every now and then... Would you like to just 'snuggle'?""
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "Don't let it get to you Lieutenant... It takes EVERYONE time to get promotions and move up the ranks...
Well, I was only on the ship for two weeks before I was Captain, but that's a bad example."
Miss Marple OK, next time you can be Jake Gyllenhaal, and I'll be Heath Ledger.
Miss Marple Santorun means WHAT?!?!
Miss Marple Help me understand this Janice. You switched bodies with James Kirk just so you could "hit on chicks"?
Frankie Chestnuts Shatner: "WHERE did you learn to act? CHRIST!! You are WAY too un-emotional. You've got to LET IT FLY when speak a line! THE DIRECTOR SHOULD GET HIT WITH YOUR SPIT!"
Actor: "Wow... I had no idea... Thank you Mr. Shatner."
Shatner: "Call me Bill."
Frankie Chestnuts Shatner: "WHERE did you learn to act? CHRIST!! You are WAY too un-emotional. You've got to LET IT FLY when speak a line! THE DIRECTOR SHOULD GET HIT WITH YOUR SPIT!"
Actor: "Wow... I had no idea... Thank you Mr. Shatner."
Shatner: "Call me Jim."
Jason T Kirk: It's ok, it happens to all men... well, not me, but I heard that it does.
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