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|Mr. President||"All I need now is for Lieutenant Reed to burst in and try to stab me whilst dressed as his mother and this'll be the worst day ever."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Archer, getting his ass kicked again. This time, by water.|
|jg||I kinda got a feeling this isn't what's meant by keeping the caption competition fairly clean.|
|Mr. President||"Thank god this didn't happen during the colonic."|
|Ktasay||COLD!!! When are they going to invent a shower using sound instead of water!|
|Mr. President||Burst water pipe in your spaceship? No artificial gravity? Call the Super Mario Bros. on 1-800-POW-ERUP. (Service not available in the Mushroom Kingdom)|
|sentinel64||Cpt Archer: Tucker... why do you always check the gravity system when I am taking a shower.
Tucker (over intercom): Captain... I hope you are enjoying the moment... and in a couple minutes... you'll be all wet (HA! HA! HA!)
|Frankie Chestnuts||Archer: "Archer to Engineering... Very funny, Trip... Ha, ha, ha... How would you like to be scrubbing plasma conduits for the next month? TURN THE GRAVITY BACK ON!! NOW!!"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Archer: "How's this Shatner? I managed to get my shirt off again! AND this is my REAL hair!"|
|tuvoc74656||...dont ask where trip is...|
|Mr. President||Despite technical difficulties, Captain Archer attempts to cleanse himself of deep space grime.|
|Bird of Prey||Archer: 'Wait, this isn't the transporter platform!'|
|RandomDude||It's a good thing I'm not using the toilet...|
|Sondak||Sudden loss of artificial gravity is a sharp lesson to those who pee in the shower.|
|PHRobertson||"Hmm... when gravity gets restored, this water's gonna end up all over the floor. I wonder if Phlox'll let me borrow his Squeezy-Mop of Awesomeness..."|
|The Geek||Archer reenacts the time he spent in a Turkish prison. Notice the smile.|
|Mr. President||"I really ought to stop going to those zero-gravity bukkake parties."|
|Mr. President||Archer: (into comms) "Trip, the artificial gravity has gone on B deck, I need you to fix it as soon as possible."
Archer (internal monologue) "WHHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
|Mr. President||In space no one can hear you steam.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Archer: "Aww... Dammit! PORTHOS!! Bad boy! BAD BOY!"|
|mwhittington||Archer: I'm floating, I'm wet, and I'm naked... Oh, yeah, I KNOW how to have a good time!|
|Bird of Prey||Sorry, hetero-males & lesbians, nothing here for you today.|
|Mr. President||"At least I'm not cleaning the chemical toilets on C deck right now. Poor Trip..."|
|The Geek||As you can see, this is indeed a shower scene, but with a distinct lack ok of T- Pol, and far too much Archer.
Is there any doubt why this show got cancelled?
|Mr. President||Not pictured: Jolene Blalock.|
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