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Caption Competition

31 Jul 2011

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Mr. President "All I need now is for Lieutenant Reed to burst in and try to stab me whilst dressed as his mother and this'll be the worst day ever."

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Frankie Chestnuts Archer, getting his ass kicked again. This time, by water.
jg I kinda got a feeling this isn't what's meant by keeping the caption competition fairly clean.
Mr. President "Thank god this didn't happen during the colonic."
Ktasay COLD!!! When are they going to invent a shower using sound instead of water!
Mr. President Burst water pipe in your spaceship? No artificial gravity? Call the Super Mario Bros. on 1-800-POW-ERUP. (Service not available in the Mushroom Kingdom)
sentinel64 Cpt Archer: Tucker... why do you always check the gravity system when I am taking a shower.
Tucker (over intercom): Captain... I hope you are enjoying the moment... and in a couple minutes... you'll be all wet (HA! HA! HA!)
Frankie Chestnuts Archer: "Archer to Engineering... Very funny, Trip... Ha, ha, ha... How would you like to be scrubbing plasma conduits for the next month? TURN THE GRAVITY BACK ON!! NOW!!"
Frankie Chestnuts Archer: "How's this Shatner? I managed to get my shirt off again! AND this is my REAL hair!"
tuvoc74656 ...dont ask where trip is...
Mr. President Despite technical difficulties, Captain Archer attempts to cleanse himself of deep space grime.
Bird of Prey Archer: 'Wait, this isn't the transporter platform!'
RandomDude It's a good thing I'm not using the toilet...
Sondak Sudden loss of artificial gravity is a sharp lesson to those who pee in the shower.
PHRobertson "Hmm... when gravity gets restored, this water's gonna end up all over the floor. I wonder if Phlox'll let me borrow his Squeezy-Mop of Awesomeness..."
The Geek Archer reenacts the time he spent in a Turkish prison. Notice the smile.
Mr. President "I really ought to stop going to those zero-gravity bukkake parties."
Mr. President Archer: (into comms) "Trip, the artificial gravity has gone on B deck, I need you to fix it as soon as possible."
Archer (internal monologue) "WHHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
Mr. President In space no one can hear you steam.
Frankie Chestnuts Archer: "Aww... Dammit! PORTHOS!! Bad boy! BAD BOY!"
mwhittington Archer: I'm floating, I'm wet, and I'm naked... Oh, yeah, I KNOW how to have a good time!
Bird of Prey Sorry, hetero-males & lesbians, nothing here for you today.
Mr. President "At least I'm not cleaning the chemical toilets on C deck right now. Poor Trip..."
The Geek As you can see, this is indeed a shower scene, but with a distinct lack ok of T- Pol, and far too much Archer.
Is there any doubt why this show got cancelled?
Mr. President Not pictured: Jolene Blalock.

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