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|Fuzzy||Ensign Revenge was a dish.|
|The Geek||What did the mortitian do after a hard day's work?
He went home and cracked open a cold one.
|The Geek||Picard (offscreen): "Report."
LaForge: "It looks like she's been in The Cocaine Room, Captain."
Picard: "That's the third time this week someone has broken into and swam through The Cocaine Room!"
LaForge: "Yes, Captain. The Cocaine Room is very popular with crew."
Picard: "Why do we even have a Cocaine Room?!?"
|Ktasay||Geordi falls for the Ice Queen yet again.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||During the filming of "The Incredibles", a horrible accident occurred when Frozone's freeze ray malfunctioned.|
|Mr. President||Geordi's method of freezing his sperm for posterity was...unorthodox.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Ensign Peggy was not pleased when her "Freeze yourself in the shower to avoid a date with Geordi" ploy was unsuccessful.|
|epclarkson||Geordi: Oh, the weather outside is frightful...|
|nerd86||Strangely enough Geordie's first thought was "Oh, not this again."|
|nerd86||This is what Geordie considers keeping his relationship "fresh".|
|Mr. President||Female Ensign: "Go out on a date with La Forge? Over my dead body..."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Riker: "Geordi, how did your date go last night?"
Geordi: "Not very well. She was a Stone Cold Bitch."
|nerd86||What? Doesn't everyone keep a frozen dead woman in their closet?|
|nerd86||Riker's emergency storage contained more than food and water.|
|nerd86||...and I will thaw her, and pet her, and squeeze her, and call her George.|
|nerd86||Bobby Drake is a dick. Period.|
|Lahani||To: Lt. Geordi LaForge
From: Subspace Mail Order Bride Service
|The Geek||"Dear Diary: JACKPOT!"|
|nerd86||You know Geordie, some people just collect stamps.|
|Ty.G||...and Tiger Woods' standards continue to decline...|
|Will Deker||Geordi: Dear diary, JACKPOT!!!|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Hee Hee..
Geordi has a stiffy..
|nerd86||...and that was how I met your mother.|
|JackFrost||Frosty the Yeoman, was an icy rigid soul...|
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