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|Premonition_45||Beverly: So where is Wesley?
Picard: Oh, I've got a *gut* feeling Wesley's around here someplace (chuckling). After all, isn't there a little Wesley in all of us (chuckling)? In fact, you could say we ate Wesley and he's in our stomachs right now (laughing)! Wait, scratch that last one.
|nerd86||The taxidermist was right: breakfast is more peaceful this way.|
|nerd86||Picard: I like to masticate thoroughly every morning.
Crusher: I used to be the same way, but the chaffing just got to bad after awhile.
|Jack||We reserve the right to regurgitate any entries that we find offensive.|
|Captain Redbeard||Doctor, I hope that's a hypospray under your napkin. If not it means you're happy to see me!|
|booyah||Patrick swore to himself if she ever discussed the time she worked with Alec Baldwin again, she was going to die.|
|drow||Crusher: "All I'm saying is, the next time you're running your Dune program in the holodeck, I'd love to join you. I could be Lady Jessica."|
|drow||Picard: "Computer. Woman, Medical Officer, hot."
[ Beverly Crusher appears]
|Bird of Prey||Starfleet uniforms: Not colourfast at all...|
|74656||Crusher- for the last time, my hair is not going to eat you|
|Bill L.||Oh yes, Doctor, I am indeed quite fond of it. In fact, I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, raktajino, Spam, Spam and Spam!|
|Sulu||Doctor, that cloth appears to have fallen in quite an unfortunate manner on the table, such that a camera crew positioned over here might interpret it as a large erection and distribute the image to caption competitions everywhere.|
|Will Deker||SCONES!! IN SPAAACE!!!!|
|Admiral ED||Beverly: Some people said you're gay!
Picard: I'm not gay... I'm British, eh sorry French!
|Frankie Chestnuts||Picard: "Beverly, explain this to me again - What is this Civit Cat Coffee?"|
|Tiberius||THERE - ARE - FOUR - MUFFINS! And three croissants, five spoonfulls of suger in the bowl, and a little dish full of jam.|
|Skipbear||Beverly: "just who do I have sleep with to win the caption competition just once...pleeze!"|
|Joel Wright||Crusher: is that a new shirt?
Picard: Yes, do you like, it's my new Earl Grey T..... You get it?
Crusher: Just stick to being a captain.
|Chromedome||Picard: Errr, Doctor, if you're sitting there ... then who's hands are those under the table?
|BC1||Crusher: what do you mean "like in fan fiction"!?!|
|Ithekro||Wesley aged rapidly from the genetic flaw in his DNA. This unfortunately lead to Beverly discovering who Wesley's real father was....|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Picard: "This is delicious! Such a unique flavor.. I can't place it. By the way, I haven't seen Wesley around recently. Is he in trouble?"
Crusher: "Wellll... He's been in some hot water."
|nerd86||If you give me a raise, I'll give you one.|
|The Geek||Crusher: "Jean- Luc? Eyes up here, alright?"|
|The Geek||Picard: "I just don't want you to feel restricted by the shackles of authority on board the Enterprise. Unless, of course that's what you're into! In that case, I got some shackles in the back! Hahaha! But seriously. I've got 'em."|
|Hugh Jass||Jean Luc when I wanted us to have breakfast in the morning, this isn't what I had in mind. I meant to stay over night, and have a good f...
I get the picture Beverley
|Lucky Strike||Beverly: Not to worry captain, in fourty years or so, you'll be remastered to have hair.|
|Lucky Strike||Beverly: ...and so the butcher, bloody cleaver in hand, said to his customer "we call it the aristocrats".|
|nerd86||Are they still watching?
I can't swallow when people are watching me eat.
Well, I'm watching you eat.
That's different, I KNOW you. They're just, just, so weird! Look at them with their comic books and Aquabats cds, quoting Monty Python and making Douglas Adams and Doctor Who references. They're like a bunch of Wesleys!
Now, now captain... let's not say things we can't take back later.
You're right. That was a bit low. I'm sorry.
|Frankie Chestnuts||Picard, his Earl Grey cold.
Crusher, her muffins deflated.
|Will Deker||Episode 181: The Schizoid Ham|
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