|Frankie Chestnuts||Data: "I call it "Blu-ray". It will be the biggest thing since the DVD."|
|The Geek||(voiceover): 'Today on Mythbusters: Free energy devices. Can a 19th century machine be made to run on Commander Riker's ego alone?'|
|AJ||Data: "... and with this machine, the captain will finally be able to draw the line 'here and no further'."|
|McFortner||Data (thinking): It's just not fair. Spock got to use vacuum tubes and all I have to work with is this junk....|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Mrs. Carmichael: "Ahh, Mr. Data. I see you have the machine that goes "Ping"."|
|jg||Data: Something tells me that oops will not quite cover this mistake.|
|lexxonnet||The Death Star's laser had its humble beginnings a long long time ago, in a galaxy not so far away.|
|nerd86||It wasn't Skynet, Data is the one sending back the Terminators!|
|Scion Ninja||Phonograph: Do you xpect me to talk?
Data: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!!!
|Tsukiyumi||"PC Load Letter? What the f*ck does THAT mean?"|
|Tsukiyumi||Finally, we see the 'plotiton' generator later Trek writers would use to randomly generate "particles of the week".|
|David||Today on Blue Peter...|
|Bird of Prey||Data: "And if I put the red matter in here, the device creates a quantum singularty, colloquially also known as a black hole! I suppose you could do some really terrible stuff with an artificial black hole, like destroying whole planets - but certainly nobody would be crazy enough to actually do that..."|
|ExAstris||"I am curious, why is it that all "Flux Capacitors" require exactly 1.21 Gigawatts to run properly?|
|McFortner||Data has to go to extraordinary steps to remove the DRM from his MP3s.|
|JGiliberti||Da-ta phone home!|
|Hugh Jass||I do believe from the needle goping up & down on this thingy that either the San Fransico eartquake has begun or Riker has just farted|
|the Geek||Data, in his Blue Period.|
|BJH||Data: Curious. The beam was supposed to be red.|
|Tobias||Riker: Mr. Data, it looks like you've killed Kenny.
Picard: You bastard!
Riker: Wait, that's just Wesley.
Picard: Oh... carry on.
|Exodore||Laforge (offscreen): What's that Data?
Data: It is a highly concentrated burst of infra-red wave band directed to a highly sensitive receiver...
Laforge: And that's for...
Data: i'm tired of getting up to change the channel on the TV... I'm building a remote control!
|jg||The Cylon's murky origins are finally explained.|
|Schizo-Hal||Data's first reproductive endeavor. It suffered a worse fate than Lal...|
|HungryHungarian||Picard: 'Tell me, Data, can this be...'
Data: 'Yes, Captain. I am certain that we have found J.J. Abrams' famed Lens Flare Machine.'
|The Geek||"... I shall call it... Mini Me."|
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