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|jg||Pakled: Hello, I'm a PC
Jake: and I am a Mac.
|Mark||"Duh, gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night Pinkie. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE QUADRENT!!!"
|Bigjezza||Jake was left wondering why TOS still isn't available on the new X-HD Tetryon Disc.|
|Blaston Phools||The new "Laurel and Hardy" for the new age obviously had some loose ends as far as a convincing premise, but would flesh the characters out over the coming series', some more than others..|
|jg||Sitting at a bar,
Two guys, trying to act cool,
|drow||"Nope, it just says 'Make it so' again. I think that Ferengi sold you a broken Magic-8-Ball."|
|Royston Vasey||Do you think are flight will ever arrive?
Who did you book it with?
|Hugh Jass||Hello young boy!
Would you like to come with me and listen to my Jonathon King & Gary Glitter albums
|David Salberg||Jake finds out that a Rubix cube with only 1 square on each side isn't very fun.|
|Tiberius||JAKE: You say this will help my constipation?
PAKLED: Uh huh. It will make you go.
|Acid||In the 24th Century, Viagra got a lot bigger|
|RedDwarfian||Jake was surprised when he removed the inhibitor from the back of the Pakled's neck, because the Pakled then started reciting Shakespeare. In the original Klingon.|
|Skipbear||"We like boys, boys make us go".|
|Ozymandias||"We look for cheap props. Cheap props to make us go."|
|Ozymandias||Jake never went on another blind date again.|
|DBB||Pakled: Hasperat made me constipated. Want to go. Can't go. My insides...they are broken. Can you make me go?|
|UnknownCaptioneer||I like it and all, but it looks like something a prop department would whip up.|
|ThomasJBryant||Written on device: How to keep a Pakled busy for hours, turn over...
Written on other side of device: How to keep a Pakled busy for hours, turn over...
|MetalHead||Jake: Finally, the key to winning the Caption Competition is mine!
Alien: I'll take 5 bars of gold pressed latinum.
|stitch626||Jake: And this is supposed to make me a super genius like that Wesley kid?|
|suxxxxxx||The Kazon arent the only race the borg wouldnt assimilate!|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Pakled: Well Jake... Have you ever seen a grown man naked?|
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