|Cyd||In Star Trek the down Quark is unstable.|
|BC1||Quark: you made him listen to SHATNER!?!|
|De\||This week Ferengi Suprise Served with Real Ferengi|
|Lynn Campbell||Garak: “No soup for you!”|
|TThomaso||Quark runs across a holosuite file entitled "Odo's Wishlist"|
|Mikey||"Wait a minute! I didn't have the salmon mousse..."|
|anonymous||In the 24th century, it becomes a face thrown in the pie, not a pie thrown in the face.|
|nerd86||Garak: After dinner mint?
Rom: Piss off! I'm full.
Garak: But it's only wafer thin.
Rom: Oh, all right.
|nerd86||Star Trek: CSI|
|Wolfman||Unknown to the rest of the station's crew, in addition to tailoring and the occasional act of espionage, Garak also moonlighted as the Ghost of Christmas Future.|
|Tsukiyumi||And so began the first annual DS9 Tube-Grub eating contest.|
|Chromedome||Dish of the day: Quark on toast|
|Ty. G||Garak: You see, digging and laying bricks IS back-breaking work.|
|mwhittington||Quark: How did he die?
Garak: Oh, come on, everyone on the station knew he was a "crackhead"! (cue rimshot)
|mwhittington||Garak: I'm afraid he ate something that didn't agree with him.
Quark: And that was...
Odo: (oozing from mouth and coalescing on table)Ugh! And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
|jg||Quark: Garak, this is creepy enough without you humming "Send in the Clones"|
|Captain Reynolds||Quark: "What the hell?"
Garak: "He heard the latest plot rumors about the next "Star Trek" movie.
|BlasterMaster555||Quark's existential crisis...|
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