|Wolfman||It was only then that the crew noticed the ship's blueprints were signed by M.C. Escher|
|Demotox||Taking a cue from the incredible popularity of Galaxy Quest, Berman made a room on Enterprise that had absolutely no function.|
|Tiberius||And after this week's "Dancin' on the Ceiling", next week we'll be learning the moonwalk.
(Kindly requests Graham use an image from "Breaking the Ice" next week.)
|Magnus||So, how's it hanging?|
|Hisrak||Travis: How do we get down? We have to think of something very, very sad...|
|Corey||One thing about Santa Carla I never could stomach--all the damn vampires.|
|BC1||Trip: you know...when they said they wanted to turn Trek on its head...i think they didn't mean this...|
|DBB||Spider-Trip, Spider-Trip, does whatever a Spider-Trip does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's just Trip. Watch out, here comes the Spider-Trip.|
|nerd86||And then the artificial gravity reactivated and Mayweather fell on his head causing permanent damage to the speech centers in his brain. He never said anything again.|
|ThomasJBryant||Someone named Q did this to you? Now I KNOW why they call you "Trip"!|
|Mikey||"So... are we the only ones who ate the mushrooms from the wall of that Xyrillian ship?"|
|CaptainMoo||...So evidently Star Trek history wasn't the only thing Enterprise turned upside down ....|
|Premonition_45||Trip: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...|
|Chromedome||"Get my agent on the phone. A star of my calibre shouldn't be kept hanging around like this!"|
|Chromedome||"Don't look down!"
"Why? Aaaaaaaaa ... splud!"
"Damn, his first line and he makes a mess of it."
|Mr. President||Trip: "Seriously, where is the spoon?"
Mayweather: "I keep telling you, there IS NO SPOON."
|MetalHead||Trip: So let me get this straight. We're stuck upside down in a faster than light starship with you sitting like some sort of shaman, and you STILL don't have a line!? Good LORD!|
|The Wormhole||Trip: "Release me!"
Mayweather: "Only if you grant my demands. First, I want a larger role on this show. How about something sinificant to say in every episode? Second, a promotion. Third, a love interest."
|N'tran DS 12||Yes I am aware of the gravity of the situation.|
|jg||I am the great and powerful Oz. Pay no attention to the black man sitting in the hatch.|
|jg||Star Trek XI: The Exorcism of Travis Mayweather|
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