|Hisrak||T'Pol: Doctor, could you turn the heat down? my implants are melting.|
|Jillibean||Charlie's Angels for the 22nd Century|
|Crow||The sex-bots are readied and prepped for delivery to the Orion Pleasure Dome.|
|Lancel||Reed: Dammit, I'm still not as muscled as those guys in 300.|
|My Name Is Nobody||Reed: Bud
T'Pol: I fail to understand the significance of this chant and why I must say "Er."
|mwhittington||Lt. Reed is a talented individual. Here we see him slouching and standing erect at the same time.|
|zeppelinmage||Surprisingly, Reed's hair isn't the only thing standing on end.|
|Niall Johnson||The Audition line for Baywatch: Betazed.|
|nerd86||In the future public restrooms are a little more... public.|
|The Steve||Waxworks of the Enterprise crew were quickly melted down in Madam Tussauds in the 23rd century, thus explaining why no one had ever heard of them...|
|anonymouse||Enterprise: Choir Camp|
|Lucky Strike||Microbe on T'Pol's chest: It's too soft.
Microbe on Reed's chest: It's too hard.
Microbe on Hoshi's chest: It's just right.
|MarkB||Reed: *Maybe it's a good thing the producers didn't make me gay afterall...*|
|LeSmurf||The use of this type of decontamination chamber had to be abandoned when the first Bolian crewmember was lost in it.|
|Foxbat||Can you guess which character doesn't have a stick up their ass?|
|Foxbat||A bore, a whore, and a snore walk into a decon chamber...|
|Mr P||Reed"Right, just keep moving your arm slowly, maybe Hoshi won't notice it"|
|Lucky Strike||Knowing how Reed was supposed to be portrayed, there actually IS a phaser in his pants.|
|jg||Male Voice: It puts the lotion on it's skin or it get the hose again.
T'Pol: He's talking to you Reed.
Hoshi: It's true, he is talking to you.
|OlderThanTOS||'D' cups, 'B' cups, 'A' cup|
|William||Reed; Stop it Hoshi, you can stretch all you like, T'pol's are bigger.|
|Jason T||Here we see the cast just close their eyes and wait for the obligatory underwear scene to be over.|
|DBB||Reed: Colder, the room need to be colder.
Reed: No reason.
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