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|Rat Boy||Bashir: "Do I make you thorny, baby?"|
|Lobster||Dax: "This is - just disgusting!"
Bashir: "...says the woman with the big ugly slug in her belly."
|Pinky & the Brain||I think that Genie was deaf
Well I asked for a short, hairy and horny pianist
|Royston Vasey||I'm getting worried about the number of Caption Competition with Phallic references.
There as been quite a few!
The guy who sets this competition must have a complex.
Well he is a Star Trek Fan
Oh a 40 year Virgin then who lives in his mams basement
|jg||It didn't matter how hard Bashir tried with Dax, something always came between them.|
|Hisrak||Bashir: So, what do you think?
Dax: Honestly? I think our serious efforts to explore space are being freeze-framed and used as items of ridicule as part of some idiotic childlike competition which will undoubtedly contain the words 'Biggus Dickus'. I think I'm sick of being laughed at by the same pathetic pondlife who perv over footage of me from 'Let He Who Is Without Sin...' and I think I've had just about enough of being asked to produce sexist one-liners every time we find something vaguely phallic!
Bashir: Pretty please?
Dax: *sigh* "I've seen bigger."
|Admiral Ed||Dax meet the Ambassador from the Cactus People|
|CaptnQuantum||To all those people who have submitted captions implying that this plant is phallic: if yours looks like this, SEE A DOCTOR.|
|CaptnQuantum||Anyway, so a friend of a friend bought one of these on Denobula, and he gets it home, and suddenly it bursts open, and thousands of little spiders pop out...|
|Denis Le Menoir||A disturbing scene from Sex Trek: The Next Penetration|
|Hugh Jass||Jadzia what type of flower is this?
It's a Penis Fly Trap
|Kathryn Janeway||Oh come on, even Kira uses one now and then.|
|Stargrazer||Bashir receives his answer to the question "What does Worf have that I don't?"|
|Jillibean||Dax: So you say this is what Kira pulled out of Dukat?|
|Rat Boy||Five minutes later, another Weyoun clone popped out of the pod.|
|john smith||Jadzia's first lesson in Klingon anatomy was quite... disturbing.|
|Foxbat||"Doctor, are you SURE this is a Klingon Condom?"|
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