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|Bob6800||Rom: Surely brother you've noticed my drinking problem began after Nog lost his leg at the battle of Nacho Grande?
Quark: Yes, yes I did notice. And Don't call me Surely.
|Mikey||Rom tests his new mail-order "Ferengi-made vacuum-action lobe enlarger pump."|
|McFortner||Quark: What happened to you?
Rom: I told Worf what the hew-mons used prune juice for.....
|Hisrak||When Rom said he played the Ferengi Lute by ear, he wasn't joking...|
|Dan C.||Quark: "Never has the phrase 'In one ear, out the other" been used so literally..."|
|Griddles||Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.|
|jg||Unbeknownst to Stargleet, the Ferengi have developed many hiding places for contraband.|
|Jack||"Twenty one bottles of beer in the ear. Twenty one bottles of beer...."|
|Jack||Quark: I still don't get this YourTube thing.|
|Helmsman #3||Quark: "Do you really think Morn's rendition of 'I'm too Sexy For my Shirt' was that bad?"
Rom: "Must... Destroy... Eardrum!!!!!"
|FL||"Quark, to Counselor Dax. I think I have a patient for you."|
|Q||Although Rom wasn't as dumb as Quark generally implied, he did have moments.|
|Foxbat||"I'm a little teacup, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout..."|
|Foxbat||(A Ferengi Haiku)
Brothers Quark and Rom
Contemplate an injury
Inflicted by Worf
|ZebulaNebula||Quark's family slide #47: here, Rom puts out an earwax fire with a margarita.|
|Rat Boy||Rom: I can hear the ocean!|
|Enzo Aquarius||Rom: What's that sonny-boy?! I can't quite hear ya!|
|SenatorVreenak||"That's still better than the last place you stuck that."|
|Dennie Hebels||A Ferengi living on Deep Space 9
Thought his life was going just fine
His brother did not
For he saw him get shot
With some glassware intended for wine
|Hugh Jass||So insert the Babel Fish they said
It translates all thoughts so you can understand them!
So whats the problem?
My vole said he loved me!
|Pinky & the Brain||Rom you appear to have a drink problem|
|Dennie Hebels||Another fine example 24th century technology: the "Ear trumpet Ultra" for when you absolutely positively need to hear every gossip in your bar.|
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