|Wacky||"Doctor... why is a Barry White soundtrack playing?"|
|Rob||THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!|
|Hugh Jass||What do you mean Torchwood is an anagram of Doctor Who?|
|My Name Is Nobody||Phlox: Then I rammed my ovipositor down your throat and layed eggs in your chest.|
|Ty G.||Phlox: Here you go Mr. Reed. Side affects may include; nausia, vomiting, severe migraines, halitosis, anal seepage, coma, death, skin irritation, and premature ejaculation.
Reed: ... um... never mind, I think I'll just suffer with my dry eyes.
|DanielB||Phlox: "Good news, Lieutenant, we're naming a disease after you!"|
|Exodore||"...And that's how Denobulans reproduce... Any question?"|
|lexxonnet||Phlox: By the way Mr. Reed... have you seen my Rigelian Vibrating Leech?|
|jg||Reed was admitted to sickbay after being in shock after seeing how bad the scipt was for "These are the Voyages.."|
|mwhittington||Reed: Doctor, doctor! I'm not wearing any pants! What is wrong with me!?
Phlox: Well, for starters, I can clearly see...you're nuts!
|McFortner||Phlox: Interesting. Do you have any Denobulan in you Mr. Reed?
Reed: No, why?
Phlox: Would you like some?
|Mr. President||Phlox: "Come on now, Mr. Reed, you know the procedure. You went to boarding school after all, didn't you?"|
|Enzo Aquarius||And thus Starfleet could coin the phrase, "Where no leech has gone before."|
|Rat Boy||Reed: "You put the osmotic eel where, exactly?"|
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