|Gonzo||Why do the red-shirts always die? Because they're godless communists, that's why.|
|Gonzo||Quick Spock, get their wallets.|
|Hugh Jass||Listen if you don't let me sing I'll kill Spock next!|
|Thöme||The real reason why TOS was cancelled after only three years. They ran out of extras.|
|Griddles||It's the annual Staff vs Redshirts day, and every year is the same...|
|McFortner||Scotty, the carniverous bunny has killed three of my Redshirts. Beam down the Holy Handgrenade!|
|Zeke Thorne||Kirk: I wish to complain about these crewmen what beamed down not half an hour ago from your very starship.
Spock: Oh yes, the, uh, the Starfleet Reds...what's, uh, what's wrong with them?
Kirk: I'll tell you what's wrong with 'em my lad: they're dead, that's what's wrong with 'em!
Spock: No no, they're, uh, they're resting. Remarkable crew, the Starfleet Reds, idn'it ay? Beautiful ensemble!
|Turgon||Kirk to Enterprise, we need more cannon fod... I mean more security guys.|
|Bryan Moore||In an episode clearly meant to parallel the ever-increasing tension in Vietnam, our heroes had it out with the reds.|
|Bryan Moore||"They're dead, Jim," said a stoic Spock
'Bout the redshirts found slain by a rock
"You stole Bones's line,
But I suppose thats just fine.
Its not like their deaths are a shock!"
|The Steve||Mutiny is taken VERY seriously in Starfleet.|
|The Steve||In the 23rd century, Laser Quest became a hell of a lot more lethal.|
|Gator||Kirk to Enterprise. We are running out of Red Shirts down here. Beam down more nameless victims.|
|Imperium||Indications of what humans would call a - wild party, sir.|
|truevaliance||Kirk: "This is the captain. Mr. Spock and I are going to kill all the red shirts down here and a clown."
Spock: "Why a clown?"
Kirk: "See? Nobody cares about the redshirts..."
|ByAnyOtherName||"Damn... Ensign Reynolds was cut down in the middle of 'I'm a Little Teapot.' See? There was his handle. There was his spout."|
|drow||Kirk: "HELLO! My name is Inigo Kirk. You killed my red shirts. PREPARE TO DIE!"
Spock: "STOP SAYING THAT!"
|clive||spock: say it!
guy on floor: im your bitch
spock: oh yeah
|Kevin P.||I'm trying to hold him off with my phaser, Enterprise, but his pon-farr has gone completely out of control this time. Get someone else down here before he does to these bodies what I think he's going to do.|
|Bill Ding||Looks like Cheney *ahem* I mean SPOCK, had another hunting accident...|
|Giliberti||And another one gone, and another one gone, another one bites the dust|
|JilliBean||They waited patiently...inconspicuously...when the time was right, the Palm People would eliminate these two newcomers, just as they had the three before them.|
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