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|SlideMan||Janeway: Tuvok! Where's my froggy? Help me find my froggy! Where's froggy!
Tuvok: I have found your froggy, Captain!
Janeway: Oh, there you are Froggy! Mommy missed you! (Squeeks froggy) I know, you missed me too!
|The Steve||Janeway: Well it doesn't look "this big" from here Chakotay.|
|Jack||All the notable women and their bath habits:
Faustina the Younger bathed in blood
Cleopatra bathed in milk
Janeway bathed in steamy caffe latte
|Captain Nathan||Janeway: "Are you sure your Borg implants are water proof?"|
|Hugh Jass||Listen there's a toy submarine this big in here. Captained by Troy Tempest. They've killed Steve Irwin and I'm next!|
|McFortner||Chakotay (off camera): I thought that these Intrepid-class ships didn't have jacuzzis in their quarters.
Janeway: They don't.
Chakotay: Then where did all these bubbles come from.
Janeway: Neelix thought that "Burrito night" was a good idea for dinner today....
|Child of Wonder||You must be this big to ride the Janeway.|
|Bryan Moore||I appreciate the thought, Mr. Neelix, but I meant a static warp bubble.|
|Bryan Moore||"Bubble bubble, toil and trouble, if I get up, grab the body double..."|
|McFortner||Janeway: Tuvok? Push off will you, I'm trying to have a relaxing bath here.
Tuvok: Sir, may I remind you that you have been in the bath for the last three years.
Janeway: Well, you have to relax a lot in a job like mine.
|McFortner||What, too much contraceptive foam?|
|ZebulaNebula||Janeway: I tell you Seven, it was this big.|
|SteveWD||That better not be you down there Tuvok!|
|Skipbear||Kathy relaxes with Mr. Bubble and Mr. Buzzy|
|Foxbat||"I can't believe the fans really want to see me in a bubble bath..." (We don't) "I never considered myself a sex symbol..." (Your not) "But I do what I must, for the show must go on..." (It didn't)|
|Wacky||Janeway, to herself: "Oh God. I just had sex with Tom... as a newt...
Scrub, scrub, must scrub harder..."
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