KAZON

Granitehewer · Post by **Granitehewer** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:31 pm

i hate the kazon, protoklingon wannabes, and the non-cannon starcharts does actually give them quite a hefty bit of territory too, much to my chagrin, does anyone here like the kazon, and/or would have preferred them under a centralised rule?
In a little story i penned,which cannot be rated anywhere near as excellant as rocheys' work for example or any of the fanfic here, i had the klingons coming through a spatial anomaly and conquering the kazon sects.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:29 pm

Thanks for the complement.

I should realy get writing again...

And I'll also throw in my hatred of the Kazon. A completely stupid idea.

Post by **Mikey** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:16 pm

I can sort of understand where they're coming from - their warrior/conqueror mindset just came out ahead of their ability - but as an element of fiction, the Kazon are just idiotic. Who needs a violent antagonist that is unable to conduct proper violence without help?

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:11 pm

They were one of the worst races in the DQ, i'm glad that Voy just dropped them one day and never talked about them again!

Post by **Mikey** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:20 pm

And their big, stupid heads! The less said about that, the better.

Granitehewer · Post by **Granitehewer** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:25 pm

their shaft uber-hair

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:09 pm

Lets all agree that when the feds take over the DQ that we'll 'remove' the kazons!

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:14 pm

Nah, the Feds' would never commit xenocide.
The Terran Empire on the other hand....

Post by **Mikey** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:32 pm

You wouldn't have to actually commit xenocide. Just give each sect a few tricobal devices with tricky detonators to play with. They'll end up doing the job for us.

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:43 pm

Tell the klingons that the kazon said they were cowards!

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:36 pm

You wouldn't have to actually commit xenocide. Just give each sect a few tricobal devices with tricky detonators to play with. They'll end up doing the job for us.

Why did a scene from The Fifth Element just pop into my head?

"You know what I like? A killer. A dyed in the wool killer. A real killer would have asked what the little red button on the bottom was for."

*Boom*

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:38 pm

I loved that movie. The soundtrack was awsome.

Captain Peabody · Post by **Captain Peabody** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:49 pm

Why did a scene from The Fifth Element just pop into my head?

Um...because you can't resist a chance to throw a thread off-topic?

Anyway, the Kazon are just plain stupid...and ugly.

DarkOmen · Post by **DarkOmen** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:57 pm

Captain Peabody wrote:
Why did a scene from The Fifth Element just pop into my head?
Um...because you can't resist a chance to throw a thread off-topic?

QFT...
that post is full of win and awesome

Monroe · Post by **Monroe** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:14 pm

Captain Peabody wrote:
Why did a scene from The Fifth Element just pop into my head?
Um...because you can't resist a chance to throw a thread off-topic?

Anyway, the Kazon are just plain stupid...and ugly.

Yeah and those aliens in the 5th Element were much better.
I thought the Kazons looked stupid but beyond that they weren't that bad of an idea, just over used. Like after the first season they should have dropped them. If I remember right they ran into them all the way up to like the third season.