Women just became obsolete

MetalHead · Post by **MetalHead** » Thu May 13, 2010 6:06 pm

We thought the 80's were the future, but the future is now --- you can get P*ssy in a can!!!!!!!!!!

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Thu May 13, 2010 6:26 pm

What the hell?

Post by **Mikey** » Thu May 13, 2010 6:33 pm

Energy drink? I've always found myself with less energy after indulging in some...

Never mind.

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Thu May 13, 2010 6:50 pm

I'm just wondering what flavor it is exactly. Latina? Asian? Swedish?

...Uh, I mean "what is it, exactly?"

Post by **Mikey** » Thu May 13, 2010 8:12 pm

It's all I can do right now to avoid making a seafood- or taco-related joke.

MetalHead · Post by **MetalHead** » Thu May 13, 2010 8:15 pm

haha. it's an "all natural" energy drink. no chemicals or artifical stimulants (except caffiene? haha)

just that it was sold in some random corner shop for about Â£1.50. I can just imagine kid goes into shop with dad, looks at it and goes "Dad can I have some P*ssy?" lmao. Im going to order a crate and tell my mate I got both of us some p*ssy for the night haha!

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Thu May 13, 2010 9:01 pm

MetalHead wrote:...I can just imagine kid goes into shop with dad, looks at it and goes "Dad can I have some P*ssy?"

"When you're older, son. Oh, right. The drink."

MetalHead wrote: lmao. Im going to order a crate and tell my mate I got both of us some p*ssy for the night haha!

Nice.

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Thu May 13, 2010 9:12 pm

Women and drinking have gone hand in hand since the dawn of time.........this just takes it to a new level.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Thu May 13, 2010 9:32 pm

Well that's....interesting.

Post by **Mikey** » Thu May 13, 2010 9:57 pm

MetalHead wrote:haha. it's an "all natural" energy drink. no chemicals or artifical stimulants (except caffiene? haha)

just that it was sold in some random corner shop for about Â£1.50. I can just imagine kid goes into shop with dad, looks at it and goes "Dad can I have some P*ssy?" lmao. Im going to order a crate and tell my mate I got both of us some p*ssy for the night haha!

Yeah, won't he be disappointed when all you give him is a fucking drink.

Post by **Nutso** » Fri May 14, 2010 12:54 am

If you drink Pussy everyday, couldn't you like, become a Pussy addict?

MetalHead · Post by **MetalHead** » Fri May 14, 2010 6:16 pm

"Gee, this Pussy sure is cold..."
"Hey, I'm a bit desperate...could I buy your pussy?"
"Excuse me sir, where do you keep the pussy around here?"
"Hey bud, this has been a long day, lets get some pussy before we press on..."

And today, In the shop again after I spent Â£50 and didn't even get a full tank of diesel (53.7L - not even 12 gallons) I bought a pepperami and a pussy together. how bad is that. lol.

Post by **Mikey** » Sat May 15, 2010 12:15 am

What's a "pepperami?" Is that some unholy hybrid between pepperoni and pastrami?

And in other news, if that drink doesn't have an ad jingle yet... my humble suggestion.

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Sat May 15, 2010 7:25 am

Mikey wrote:And in other news, if that drink doesn't have an ad jingle yet... my humble suggestion.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Sat May 15, 2010 7:57 am

Fixed the thread title.

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