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Re: The Youtube video thread!

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:09 pm
by Captain Seafort


That is some proper ballsy flying, although I'm not sure who's got more bottle - the pilot controlling the aircraft with the rotor blades a few feet from the mountainside, or the guys debussing and clambering around on the mountainside a few feet from the rotor blades.

Re: The Youtube video thread!

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 12:42 am
by RK_Striker_JK_5


They're not the strangest aliens he's ever met.

Re: The Youtube video thread!

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 1:37 am
by Nutso

Last year we at Spies Travels launched the ‘Do it for Denmark’-campaign in order to address the historical low birth rates in Denmark. It turned out quite successful, we made the Danes travel more, have more sex and reproduce for their country. Vitus, the baby conceived by the competition-winners was born in January this year. However the Danish welfare system is still under pressure. The birth rate is still too low despite a little progress after last year’s effort. And this affects us all, but those who suffer the most are perhaps those mothers that will never experience having grandchildren. That’s why we are joining forces with elderly women of Denmark who have become grandma-broody. We have a common goal: More babies.

Re: The Youtube video thread!

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:39 pm
by RK_Striker_JK_5

Re: The Youtube video thread!

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 12:18 am
by Griffin


Re: The Youtube video thread!

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 2:50 pm
by Nutso

Re: The Youtube video thread!

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 1:00 am
by Coalition

Re: The Youtube video thread!

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 1:41 am
by Nutso

Re: The Youtube video thread!

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 2:18 am
by Nutso
What in the blue hell is this?



It even sounds wrong.

Re: The Youtube video thread!

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 4:07 pm
by Nutso

Re: The Youtube video thread!

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 2:39 pm
by IanKennedy
Nutso wrote:
As soon as I saw the microwave I thought "that's an entry for the Darwin awards"

Re: The Youtube video thread!

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 6:43 pm
by Nutso


translasian:
Voice over - Highgate isn't the one in London, it's a suburb of Adelaide, but it's the advert's last sentence that brought out a local TV reporter's crusading instincts.

Reporter - I'd just like to ask you a few questions about the house you've got for sale.

Seller - Well, I'd rather not answer it.

R - Why not?

S - 'Cause I don't want to. I'm not going to spill my business to anybody over the house.

R - But I'm not interested in how much you want for the house, I'm just interested in why you don't want any asians to buy it and move in.

S - Well because the simple reason they're total lazy.

R - Why don't you want Asians moving into your house?

S - Because I don't like the agents that's all there is.

R- You don't want them - you don't want them in your place?

S - They're just a mob of crooks, that's all they are.

R - Don't you know that there's a law against what you're doing?

S - Well no one has told me that and I mean to say even the agents -

R - Do you think it's wrong?

S - even the agent himself he said that I could have my sign up (if he can find me a buyer I'll be seller?)

R - But you won't sell it to an Asian person?

S - If they come up with a buyer yes. All they're interested about is just to put the sign up. That's all. I've (a handful of) agents, I even knocked them back.

R - What would - Oh. No agents! [Canned Laughter] Do you - Do you know what your sign says? - No Asians.

S - Asians. Asains. I'm sorry well that's a bad (excerpt?)

R - Is that what you said. No Asians? -

S - No, No -

R - You said no agents.

S - Agents! Sorry.

Re: The Youtube video thread!

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 1:56 am
by Graham Kennedy
I remember seeing that on TV a long time ago. Hilarious then and now. "No agents", lol.

Re: The Youtube video thread!

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 12:08 am
by Nutso

Re: The Youtube video thread!

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2018 10:21 pm
by RK_Striker_JK_5