Kids in Trek (aka Recovering Wesley's battered reputation)
Re: Kids in Trek (aka Recovering Wesley's battered reputation)
He probably would have had to use all his brains just to pilot the ship
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Tom Cruise could do that.Mark wrote:If he was, he'd have used his Uber brain to defeat the Klingons, save the ship, rescue Kirk, and come up with a plan to stop Soran and banish the Nexus into another dimension.
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Re: Kids in Trek (aka Recovering Wesley's battered reputation)
Only if he has "Goose" at ops............. 
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Kids in Trek (aka Recovering Wesley's battered reputation)
He could also fix an exploding warp core through the power of prayer. Or, let it explode and do nothing, depending on your view of Scientology. 
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Re: Kids in Trek (aka Recovering Wesley's battered reputation)
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Kids in Trek (aka Recovering Wesley's battered reputation)
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Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Re: Kids in Trek (aka Recovering Wesley's battered reputation)
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Re: Kids in Trek (aka Recovering Wesley's battered reputation)
Damn that Tom Cruise. He did it again!
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Kids in Trek (aka Recovering Wesley's battered reputation)
Star Wars now has it's own Wesley Crusher:
Ashoka-Anakin Skywalker's new apprentice in the Clone Wars TV series...
God why can't the Mary Sue style kids die?
Ashoka-Anakin Skywalker's new apprentice in the Clone Wars TV series...
God why can't the Mary Sue style kids die?
Re: Kids in Trek (aka Recovering Wesley's battered reputation)
Look on the bright side..........can't have a HUGE life expectancy, can she?
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Kids in Trek (aka Recovering Wesley's battered reputation)
She's expected to survive Order 66.Mark wrote:Look on the bright side..........can't have a HUGE life expectancy, can she?
Re: Kids in Trek (aka Recovering Wesley's battered reputation)
But will she survive the purge of her former master?
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Kids in Trek (aka Recovering Wesley's battered reputation)
Given how she was in the movie and the second episode...yep.Mark wrote:But will she survive the purge of her former master?
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Re: Kids in Trek (aka Recovering Wesley's battered reputation)
So what's up with this Ashoka person? I haven't seen the film, so I haven't a clue how bad she is.
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Re: Kids in Trek (aka Recovering Wesley's battered reputation)
She's Anakin's Jedi Padawan. She's extremely annoying, and like Wesley, seems to solve things that her master or more experienced jedi can't.Rochey wrote:So what's up with this Ashoka person? I haven't seen the film, so I haven't a clue how bad she is.