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Star Wars Haikus

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:54 pm
by kostmayer
Topless Robot had a Star Wars Haiku recently - Winners and Honourable mentions are here.

Personal faves were :

Dear Princess Padme,
please ignore Tammy Wynette.
Your man kills babies

Death Star Engineer
Will never find work again
Stupid exhaust port

and

Why is Luke so sad?
He met Ben like, yesterday!
No tears for the Lars

Re: Star Wars Haikus

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:03 pm
by Tyyr
I like the last one. The Lars got one "Oh no," and then he was all, "Oh well, nothing left here. Lets get on with it!"