Here's one for you:
I have bristly hairs at one end and a long shaft at the other. When fulfilling my purpose, I am brought in and out of a fleshy opening, often leaving a sticky white residue behind. What am I?
Riddle Thread
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bob
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Riddle Thread
I know there used to be a riddle thread but I couldn't find it.
Here's one for you:
I have bristly hairs at one end and a long shaft at the other. When fulfilling my purpose, I am brought in and out of a fleshy opening, often leaving a sticky white residue behind. What am I?
Here's one for you:
I have bristly hairs at one end and a long shaft at the other. When fulfilling my purpose, I am brought in and out of a fleshy opening, often leaving a sticky white residue behind. What am I?
Re: Riddle Thread
I figured that one out! 
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Sonic Glitch
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Re: Riddle Thread
I noticed something about the riddle thread, we're lacking some riddles so here is: Riddle Through the Ages
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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When is a door not a door?
"There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it."
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thelordharry
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Re: Riddle Thread
Riddle me this
Riddle me that
Who's afraid of the big black bat?
Riddle me that
Who's afraid of the big black bat?
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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thelordharry
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A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea. She shouted, "You brought me the same tea!" How did she know?
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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bob
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Riddlerthelordharry wrote:Riddle me this
Riddle me that
Who's afraid of the big black bat?
He's slightly sick and twisted
Re: Riddle Thread
bob wrote:What letter can you take a letter from and have another
"There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it."
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Nitpick: there's no such letter as "zee".
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Sionnach Glic
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Indeed. The letter is "Zed".
Bloody foreigners.
Bloody foreigners.
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Yes. Yes, you are.Sionnach Glic wrote:Bloody foreigners.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: Riddle Thread
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
"There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it."
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I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Nice.Lazar wrote:Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
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