I'm a gonna kill you

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I wonder what's gonna happen to me. :worried:
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If Teaos ever gets back to writing............................... :mrgreen:
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I guess I'm safe. :wink:
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Well, if we follow the "Rochey" time conversion table of multipling the expected date of release by a factor of ten.....then we may both die of old age before the next gristly death sceen :mrgreen:
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C'mon Teaos, I just made officer, and in what i think might be record time to, surely that can bring you back to utterly anialate us all.
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What is this exactly? I never did get that part? And why are people dying?
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What is it? Its a parody story I write when i get board and feel like killing someone here. There is no point to it.
What does defeat mean to you?

Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Nickswitz wrote:What is this exactly? I never did get that part? And why are people dying?
This is a funny random story with no exact specified point. People are dying b/c that's the funny!
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So when's the next one gonna get killed?
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Mark wrote:So when's the next one gonna get killed?
Never. Teaos is too busy staring at his jewels.







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His family jewels? :twisted:
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They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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God, this is turning into a "Who's on first?" sketch really fast. :P
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maybe Teaos should start killing people off again, then it'll stop.
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Tsukiyumi wrote:"Who's on first?"
Who's on first? {yes i get the reference, I'm just continuing the sketch}
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Yes, a person with the unlikely name of "Who" is on first. :lol:
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