The Euphemism Generator

thelordharry · Post by **thelordharry** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:56 pm

Foxfyre · Post by **Foxfyre** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:03 pm

He spent every lunch hour at home,

pointing at the biscuits.

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:13 pm

Returning after her mysterious disappearance, she sheepishly admitted she had been
poking the legendary curtain.

Awesome.

Needless to say, I promptly began
smothering the legendary hot bucket.

thelordharry · Post by **thelordharry** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:14 pm

They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,
smurfing the wombat

I got caught doing that once

Sonic Glitch · Post by **Sonic Glitch** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:43 am

Let's just say I had a lot to learn about
bludgeoning the lower tube.

I know some people who will love this site..

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:48 am

me,myself and I wrote:I know some people who will love this site..

colmquinn · Post by **colmquinn** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:49 am

Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend.
getting the turkey!

Post by **Nutso** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:13 am

I feel like
yodeling in the pipe.

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:45 am

Hey! Who's been arresting the gigantic sacred trophy?!

He spent every lunch hour at home,
throwing the bald Mexican alien.

Lazar · Post by **Lazar** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:09 am

The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of two men
normalizing the perpetual crankshaft.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:57 am

"From behind the curtain came the unmistakable sounds of
punishing the biscuits."

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:12 am

Foxfyre · Post by **Foxfyre** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:06 am

Rochey wrote:"From behind the curtain came the unmistakable sounds of
punishing the biscuits."

thats a good one.

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:07 am

Needless to say, I promptly began
exercising the stiff juice.

FRIGGIN' REALLY????

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:39 am

For one of his intelligence, he was remarkably adept at
rubbing the salty four-legged bed.