The the subject of Jaffa Cakes came up.
Nick began to argue that the Jaffa Cakes were actualy biscuits, to which Tsu insisted they were really cakes.
The two argued long into the night, bringing up various dictionary and legal definitions of their respective food types. As the clock struck midnight, however, both knew that there was only one way their dispute would be resolved: by fighting to the death.
At the same time, a passing subspace anomaly caused everyone to leave the bar, and lock the doors behind them. But so fixated on proving the superiority of their bread-based products were our heroes that they were immune to its effects, leaving them to fight it out with no interference from others.
The map (Joe's Bar):
Each square (marked with grey lines) is 1 metre squared.
Weapons:
You start off with just your bare fists.
Fists: 1 Damage
1) Joe, the bar's owner, prides himself on his sword collection. He keeps a Katana on a counter in one corner of the room.
Katana: 6 Damage, Two-Handed
2) Bottles (little green circles). The traditional weapon of any drunken brawler. If someone doesn't get a bottle smashed over their heads, it ain't a barfight.
Bottle: 2 Damage, May be thrown, Fragile (break and become unusable when they hit an opponent)
2a) The bar. A limitless source of bottles.
3) Barstools (large green circles). Yet another good-old-fashioned weapon.
Barstool: 4 Damage, Two-Handed
4) Oh look, some forgetful Starfleet officer has left their phaser lying on the ground (small green rectangle).
Type 2 Phaser: 8 Damage (ranged)/1 Damage (Melee), may be thrown, 5 shots, -1 accuracy
Features:
The solid black objects are either tables bolted to the floor (circles) or the bar itself (rectangle). Neither can be moved, and are half the height of a person (can be jumped over).
The ground is solid.
The exits are locked; no running away!
Characters
Both our contestants are the average Joe's of humanity. They're baseline humans.
Ensign Tsukiyumi
Initiative: 3
Weapon Skill: 3
Strength: 5
Wounds: 10
Ensign Nickswitz
Initiative: 3
Weapon Skill: 3
Strength: 5
Wounds: 10
Now, let's get ready to rumble! It's the movement phase now, so remember: PM me your orders, and don't forget to specify which movement type (creeping, walking, running, sprinting) you wish to use!
FIGHT!
