Hey, guys! Guess who's going to write the new book, The Essential Guide to the Star Wars Military?
You have three guesses, but you'll only need one to figure out which particular idiot they gave this job to.
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
Meh, by the time you got to the front of the line there'd be little left.
Seriously, though. WTF were the guys in charge thinking when they put her in charge? Are they completely unaware that her numbers have stirred up massive heated arguments among the fans? There are litteraly dozens of writers out there that'd jump at the chance to write that book, why pick her? Hell, even KJA'd be a far better pick than her.
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
Karen Traviss? Good LORD! Mando fanwAnk off the port bow, starboard bow and all around! The Jedi, Sith? Bah, nothing compared to Booba Fett and his Mandos!
Do I even need to bring up her threat to rip throats out?
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
Traviss' response to people pointing out the flaws in her "3 million man galactic army": "my gut reaction is that they all need garroting" and, infamously, talking about "ripping someone's trachea out of their pitiful unworthy neck". That's why I'll never buy or read one of her books, regardless of their quality or lack thereof - the woman is deranged.
Only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe: Albert Einstein.