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Picard vs. Janeway: Who wins in a fight to the death?

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WotW: Picard Vs. Janeway

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No ships, backup, or weapons. This is a melee to the death. Who wins
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.......unusual question i have to say.
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Didn't Picard kick the asses of some Klingons at one point? I'm betting he could take Captain Psycho.
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"Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn" - Janeway certainly has scorn in ample qualities.
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So, fists or swords. I think Picard would win... maybe.
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Going with Picard. A lot tougher, smarter... Janeway stabs him in the chest and he'll just laugh it off. ;)
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Yeah, Picard has shown that he can kick a** against Klingons, etc. Janeway has shown that she can kick a** against big virii.
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Picard dazzles Janeway with his shiney head and then kicks her down a nearby lift shaft only for her darkside filled body to explode and destroy the ship and with no Data to beam him out Picard dies. Points victory to Jean Luc as he killed first 8)
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Actually, it might come down to simple speed of movement; can Picard scald her first with his Earl Grey, or can she throw her coffee on him more quickly?
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Ah, but what if VOY is suffering from one of its occasional bouts of coffee drought?
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Then Picard for the win. The E-D was never without a fully-stocked bar and lounge, much less tea.
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Damn straight.
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:lol:
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Re: WotW: Picard Vs. Janeway

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This is a battle, not a war.

Next, Picard would beat Janeway like the bitch she is.
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