WotW: Picard Vs. Janeway
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WotW: Picard Vs. Janeway
No ships, backup, or weapons. This is a melee to the death. Who wins
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Re: WotW: Picard Vs. Janeway
.......unusual question i have to say.
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Re: WotW: Picard Vs. Janeway
Didn't Picard kick the asses of some Klingons at one point? I'm betting he could take Captain Psycho.
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Re: WotW: Picard Vs. Janeway
"Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn" - Janeway certainly has scorn in ample qualities.
Re: WotW: Picard Vs. Janeway
So, fists or swords. I think Picard would win... maybe.
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Re: WotW: Picard Vs. Janeway
Going with Picard. A lot tougher, smarter... Janeway stabs him in the chest and he'll just laugh it off.
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Re: WotW: Picard Vs. Janeway
Yeah, Picard has shown that he can kick a** against Klingons, etc. Janeway has shown that she can kick a** against big virii.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Re: WotW: Picard Vs. Janeway
Picard dazzles Janeway with his shiney head and then kicks her down a nearby lift shaft only for her darkside filled body to explode and destroy the ship and with no Data to beam him out Picard dies. Points victory to Jean Luc as he killed first 8)
But I can't throw, I throw like a geek!
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Re: WotW: Picard Vs. Janeway
Actually, it might come down to simple speed of movement; can Picard scald her first with his Earl Grey, or can she throw her coffee on him more quickly?
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I'll massacre your ass as fast
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Re: WotW: Picard Vs. Janeway
Ah, but what if VOY is suffering from one of its occasional bouts of coffee drought?
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Re: WotW: Picard Vs. Janeway
Then Picard for the win. The E-D was never without a fully-stocked bar and lounge, much less tea.
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I got the high gloss luster
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Re: WotW: Picard Vs. Janeway
Damn straight.
Heh, I'm reminded of that scene from the Simpsons when Chief Wiggum is going out on the police boat to search for someone.
"Hey Lou, found anything yet?"
"Nothing here, Chief. Someone took all the beer."
"That's it, I'm not casting off 'till we go to the store."
Heh, I'm reminded of that scene from the Simpsons when Chief Wiggum is going out on the police boat to search for someone.
"Hey Lou, found anything yet?"
"Nothing here, Chief. Someone took all the beer."
"That's it, I'm not casting off 'till we go to the store."
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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Re: WotW: Picard Vs. Janeway
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: WotW: Picard Vs. Janeway
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: WotW: Picard Vs. Janeway
This is a battle, not a war.
Next, Picard would beat Janeway like the bitch she is.
Next, Picard would beat Janeway like the bitch she is.
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