" Sounds good. Can you do anything about the girth while you're at it?"Mikey wrote:It would be even better if their UT was faulty.
"Lower your shields and prepared to be elongated!"
The Borg.....Better or Worse
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Tsukiyumi
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There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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"We are the Borg. Your perversions will be assimilated. We will add your pornological distinctiveness to our own. Your gonads will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wonderous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross... but it's not for the timid." Q, Q Who
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:puts on mod hat:
That's enough, both of you. Tone it down.
That's enough, both of you. Tone it down.
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What, I can't say "girth"?
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It's CPH more than you, but I'm putting the brakes on the innuendo before it gets out of hand.
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Okey-dokey.
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Sorry. Guess I just had a little steam to let off (no, not that kind).I'll return to my usual good behavior.
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Yes, yes. Ship shape here.
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You know, I didn't even have that in mind when I wrote that.
Oh well -
Oh well -
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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You really said "prepare to be elongated" and didn't see anything funny about the statement?Mikey wrote:You know, I didn't even have that in mind when I wrote that.
Oh well -
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I must have thought I was somewhere else. 
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Sorry, everybody!
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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What would it sound like if the borg would try to assimilate the Tamarians? Or, for that matter, Yoda's species, whichever that may be?
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"Borg we are. Assimilated you shall be. Add to our own, we will, your biological and technological distinctivness. Adapt your species will to service us. Futile, resistance is."
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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LMAO
I love it Rochey!!!!!!
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.