Borg Species #1

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Sshhh.....Crush hasn't figured that out yet. He keeps trying to shoot Rochey in the head and kick him in the balls. Funny as hell.
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Give the Borg a GMail account. Within hours their Collective will crash from the overload of v!@gra spam and informative letters about male enhancement.

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BTW, Tsuki, shouldn't you be a billionaire from all the traffic in men wanting to enhance to Tsuki-size? :mrgreen: That's your ticket.
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Captain Picard's Hair wrote:...BTW, Tsuki, shouldn't you be a billionaire from all the traffic in men wanting to enhance to Tsuki-size? :mrgreen: That's your ticket.
Alas, it's public knowledge, so I can't bring up the "terms of use" argument. :lol:
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Give the Borg a GMail account. Within hours their Collective will crash from the overload of v!@gra spam and informative letters about male enhancement.
Hell, just upload MS to them. The moment they discover Solitaire the entire collective will be too busy to do anything.
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Mybe that's what they planned to do in "I, Borg". :P
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It all makes sense now....
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we could always post a link on here and send it to the collective.

What with all of the issues we say go three different ways then drop and go to something else completely, their system would crash while trying to figure us out.
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I think the Borg would flee this site. Rather quickly. We'd bring disorder and disharmony to the collective.
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We are DITL. You will become random and disorganized. You will un-adapt to serving anything. Resistance is uncool.
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:laughroll:
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:DITL:
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NICE!!!
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Point, Tsukiyumi. :lol:
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If DITL and the Borg were ever to collide, the ensuing mutual annihilation would be of cosmic proportions. :takecover:
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A titanic battle of immense proportions.
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