Graham's Galaxy Class Diplomatic Capability

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Mark wrote:
Isn't that the station where they just shipped like an insane amount of condoms?
Yeah the plumbing doesn't work (freezes) so you piss in a condomn and toss it out the door. SOP for arctic warfare.
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Cpl Kendall wrote:
Mark wrote:
Isn't that the station where they just shipped like an insane amount of condoms?
Yeah the plumbing doesn't work (freezes) so you **** in a condomn and toss it out the door. SOP for arctic warfare.
God, I hope your kidding :[
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God, I hope your kidding :[
I'm quite serious, would you also like to hear how we crap in an orange biohazard bag and toss that out too?
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Hope they're shipping "Magnum" sized condoms; thousands of empty gatorade bottles would make more sense. :lol:
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Tsukiyumi wrote:Hope they're shipping "Magnum" sized condoms; thousands of empty gatorade bottles would make more sense. :lol:
Nah, a regular condom can expand quite a bit. Large enough to hold a full bladder.

But yeah gatorade bottles make more sense. But condoms are lighter and less noticable.
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Cpl Kendall wrote:
Mark wrote:
God, I hope your kidding :[
I'm quite serious, would you also like to hear how we crap in an orange biohazard bag and toss that out too?
Thanks. I appriciate the offer, I really do. But I reluctantly will have to pass on your kind offer :lol:
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I thought they needed all those condoms because they didn't get cable. :lol:
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Mikey wrote:I thought they needed all those condoms because they didn't get cable. :lol:
It's the RN on land! Rum, Sodomy and the lash, now with extra sodomy.
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Plus limes.
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Okay, so now about junior officer quarters? Doubles or Quads? And how big?
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On a ship the size of a GCS, with all of the unused space, I would be amazed if anybody HAD to share quarters with more than one other person. I'm sure officers all have their own quarters, as well as senior NCOs. MAYBE junior enlisted share quarters, but that's open for debate.
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Mark wrote:On a ship the size of a GCS, with all of the unused space, I would be amazed if anybody HAD to share quarters with more than one other person. I'm sure officers all have their own quarters, as well as senior NCOs. MAYBE junior enlisted share quarters, but that's open for debate.
And some say the Federation has become too decadent, focused more on comfort than survival... hah...

Its true though, with all that space, especially noted empty space... it seems likely that no one would have to share quarters. I'm pretty sure we have seen O'Brian's Quarters and he has his own, IIRC. Of course he is probably the worst possible example since he goes up and down so much in terms of rank.
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KuvahMagh wrote:
Mark wrote:On a ship the size of a GCS, with all of the unused space, I would be amazed if anybody HAD to share quarters with more than one other person. I'm sure officers all have their own quarters, as well as senior NCOs. MAYBE junior enlisted share quarters, but that's open for debate.
And some say the Federation has become too decadent, focused more on comfort than survival... hah...

Its true though, with all that space, especially noted empty space... it seems likely that no one would have to share quarters. I'm pretty sure we have seen O'Brian's Quarters and he has his own, IIRC. Of course he is probably the worst possible example since he goes up and down so much in terms of rank.
Poor O'Brian. Started off the show as a Lt, and just kept managing to get demoted over and over again
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I Lower Decks it is established that Ensigns share two to a room.
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Poor O'Brian. Started off the show as a Lt, and just kept managing to get demoted over and over again
He's better off as a CPO, he'd be a god among men as that. As a Lt. he's just a nobody Junior Officer.
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