Funny moments in Trek

[Captain Picard's Hair]

I recall Graham saying he likes that scene where Riker has Troi follow a trail of clues, with one reading "it pulses unceasingly through the night," or something similar.

I'm going to add the time Worf had to deliver Keiko's baby. "Congratulations, you have reached full dilation. You may now give birth," and later, "This is not what the simulations were like." (quotes may not be exact)

[Mikey]

Almost any quote from Elim Garak. His sense of humor is as dry as mine. Probably my favorite one-liner of his: "I do apologise. You must be incensed. In fact, if I were in your shoes I would grab a bottle of champagne and shoot me."

[Captain Picard's Hair]

Ah, Garak. "The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination."

http://tvsothertenpercent.tripod.com/st ... garak.html

[Captain Picard's Hair]

Also, the scene when Garak pretended to be interested in joining starfleet, asking Worf for a recommendation during a runabout trip. He said that lying is art that needs practice... He's such a great character.

Watching Weyoun's charming facade can be a hoot, also.

[Captain Seafort]

"First, find Cyran Jones, and second...close that door."

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

"First, find Cyran Jones, and second...close that door."

Dang, beat me to it.

Well, the entire episode. Also, 'I, Mudd', 'A Piece of the Action'. Seeing the Enterprise personnel trying to parse 20's gangster slang...

[Tsukiyumi]

"City on the Edge of Forever" when Kirk tells the cop that Spock is Chinese and was caught in a mechanical rice-picker as a child.

[Captain Seafort]

Well, the entire episode. Also, anything with Harry Mudd

Fixed it for you.

'A Piece of the Action'. Seeing the Enterprise personnel trying to parse 20's gangster slang...

Kirk trying to drive..

[Captain Picard's Hair]

Most of STIV is pretty funny. "..The top of what?" "Name." "I do not know your name!"

[Blackstar the Chakat]

Most moments of Trouble with Tribbles, speaking of which, I just got an ornament from that episode with Kirk in the pile of tribbles. Press a button and you get a quote from that episode and some 'tribbles' fall from the bins above.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Well, the entire episode. Also, anything with Harry Mudd

Fixed it for you.

'A Piece of the Action'. Seeing the Enterprise personnel trying to parse 20's gangster slang...

Kirk trying to drive..

Ah, thanks. You're right, too. I love when they leave Krako's place, Kirk goes to the car and Spock is, 'Nope!'

[Deepcrush]

Worf talking about Klingon romance.

Remember to speak loudly and duck a lot.

[Aaron]

The entire Trouble With Tribbles episode.

The mentioned bits from City On The Edge Of Forever.

STIV

Worf becoming a man or whatever with the pain sticks.

[Tsukiyumi]

...Worf becoming a man or whatever with the pain sticks.

That was pretty funny, albeit unintentionally.

I need to get me one of those pain sticks...

[Aaron]

That was pretty funny, albeit unintentionally.

I need to get me one of those pain sticks...

I think there called cattle prods, pick them up at any farm supply store.