Star Trek Film Scripts - now with extra mockery!

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Mark wrote:FINISH!!!!!

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Make me. :P
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:::looking under stacks of paperwork:::

Where's that EMP?
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"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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Isn't this the third time you've posted that clip?
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Yes, and he still hasn't listened. I think it's the 4th time this has been posted here, Seafort posted it originally.
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Okay, I posted over nine months ago on this thread and I checked on a lark today and I am saddened to find no new mockery goodness. Children are conceived and brought into the world in the same time frame that we've waited. I say there IS NO MORE mockery goodness. We are all guinea pigs in this macabre psychological little experiment.

NO MORE! The mice rise up and overthrow their cheese-treat feeding masters! I will not wait idly...

oh, who am I kidding.

PLEASE, if there's even a pitiful scrap of human decency (or even inhuman, I'll take anything at this point...) still within you, please finish, or even post what you have so far.

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The reason this has waited so long is because there's a problem with INS that I never knew of until it came time to write up my mockery:
It's a big heap of fucking boredom. Honestly, nothing happens. It's two and a bit hours of holier-than-thou preaching and nothingness. I'm having trouble writing it in a way to make it funny.

Maybe I'll skip it, do FC instead, and come back to it at a later date?
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Might be an idea. Or do one of the older ones - V maybe.
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Well, if Rochey won't indulge us with his genius, perhaps we should make do with someone else writing Insurrection. I nominate Teaos! He was supposed to kill us with his writing but has slacked off like Rochey and his mockery, but maybe he'll take up someone else's slack other than his own......oh, who am I kidding, I nominate Mikey!
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Been a year and a half now, and still no Insurrection. Or any of the films for that matter.

I figured it would be ok to necro this since there aren't any debates in it and we have a few new members who haven't had the pleasure of reading Nemesis. If anyone objects... :(
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stitch626 wrote:Been a year and a half now, and still no Insurrection. Or any of the films for that matter.

I figured it would be ok to necro this since there aren't any debates in it and we have a few new members who haven't had the pleasure of reading Nemesis. If anyone objects... :(
I certainly don't object.
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Rochey could always make mockery of Generations, if he's lacking insperation with Insurection
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